The Night Santa Went Crazy [Extra Gory Version]
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Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage!
He got Dancer and Prancer with and old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts, now you
Can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising
And everyone's dying to know
Oh Santa, why?
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years!
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights, they talk about
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
Woah, the night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Woah, something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must've snapped in his brain
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage!
He got Dancer and Prancer with and old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts, now you
Can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising
And everyone's dying to know
Oh Santa, why?
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years!
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights, they talk about
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
Woah, the night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Woah, something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must've snapped in his brain
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.95] Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
[00:19.85] For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
[00:23.98] When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
[00:27.87] Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
[00:31.86] From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
[00:36.07] Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
[00:40.16] And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye
[00:44.02] "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
[00:48.51] The night Santa went crazy
[00:52.45] The night Saint Nick went insane
[00:56.14] Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[01:00.38] Something finally must've snapped in his brain
[01:04.76] Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
[01:08.69] Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
[01:12.62] And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
[01:16.78] And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage!
[01:20.73] He got Dancer and Prancer with and old German Luger
[01:24.78] And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
[01:28.75] Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
[01:32.43] And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
[01:36.97] The night Santa went crazy
[01:41.07] The night Kris Kringle went nuts, now you
[01:45.05] Can't hardly walk around the North Pole
[01:48.96] Without stepping in reindeer guts
[01:52.66] There's the National Guard and the FBI
[01:59.55] There's a van from the Eyewitness News
[02:02.96] And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
[02:07.22] And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising
[02:11.79] And everyone's dying to know
[02:14.53] Oh Santa, why?
[02:18.25] My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy
[02:24.65]
[02:32.24] Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
[02:35.69] In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
[02:40.43] Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
[02:43.92] He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years!
[02:47.74] But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
[02:51.80] And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
[02:55.78] And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
[02:59.98] With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights, they talk about
[03:04.02] The night Santa went crazy
[03:07.93] The night Saint Nicholas flipped
[03:11.92] Broke his back for some milk and cookies
[03:15.81] Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
[03:18.99] Woah, the night Santa went crazy
[03:23.71] The night Saint Nick went insane
[03:27.73] Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[03:31.47] Something finally must've snapped in his brain
[03:34.65] Woah, something finally must've snapped in his brain
[03:38.72] Tell ya, something finally must've snapped in his brain
[03:46.22]
[00:19.85] For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
[00:23.98] When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
[00:27.87] Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
[00:31.86] From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
[00:36.07] Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
[00:40.16] And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye
[00:44.02] "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
[00:48.51] The night Santa went crazy
[00:52.45] The night Saint Nick went insane
[00:56.14] Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[01:00.38] Something finally must've snapped in his brain
[01:04.76] Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
[01:08.69] Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
[01:12.62] And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
[01:16.78] And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage!
[01:20.73] He got Dancer and Prancer with and old German Luger
[01:24.78] And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
[01:28.75] Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
[01:32.43] And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
[01:36.97] The night Santa went crazy
[01:41.07] The night Kris Kringle went nuts, now you
[01:45.05] Can't hardly walk around the North Pole
[01:48.96] Without stepping in reindeer guts
[01:52.66] There's the National Guard and the FBI
[01:59.55] There's a van from the Eyewitness News
[02:02.96] And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
[02:07.22] And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising
[02:11.79] And everyone's dying to know
[02:14.53] Oh Santa, why?
[02:18.25] My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy
[02:24.65]
[02:32.24] Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
[02:35.69] In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
[02:40.43] Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
[02:43.92] He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years!
[02:47.74] But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
[02:51.80] And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
[02:55.78] And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
[02:59.98] With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights, they talk about
[03:04.02] The night Santa went crazy
[03:07.93] The night Saint Nicholas flipped
[03:11.92] Broke his back for some milk and cookies
[03:15.81] Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
[03:18.99] Woah, the night Santa went crazy
[03:23.71] The night Saint Nick went insane
[03:27.73] Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
[03:31.47] Something finally must've snapped in his brain
[03:34.65] Woah, something finally must've snapped in his brain
[03:38.72] Tell ya, something finally must've snapped in his brain
[03:46.22]