Loves It

[00:00.06] So, I was throwing this awesome party for my boyfriend
[00:02.72] And I was looking through my Sidekick
[00:04.45] Thinking of who I could invite
[00:06.53] The problem is, everyone on my phone is a fucking mess
[00:10.72] I mean, let's really consider my options here
[00:15.94] Tara Reid is in rehab again
[00:17.81] And Heidi Montag's recovering
[00:19.70] Christensen is filming another movie
[00:21.51] And Audrina? Never mind
[00:23.82] Lindsay has sticky fingers
[00:25.63] And Samantha Ronson has a thing for me
[00:27.99] Bijou Phillips will do all of my coke
[00:29.88] And Mary-Kate smells like an ashtray
[00:32.07] Ashley Olsen's in rehab too
[00:33.66] And Nicole Richie's in fucking jail
[00:35.60] And Mischa Barton's is too desperate
[00:37.53] Lauren Conrad's not my friend anymore
[00:39.74] And Casey Johnson is going broke
[00:41.36] And Kim Stewart's fucking rude
[00:43.89] Kelly Osbourne? No
[00:46.08] Britney Spears is on tour
[00:47.90] Alexis Neiers is on trial
[00:49.79] And Paris Hilton's in Fiji
[00:51.96] Hilary Duff is not fucking hot
[00:53.64] And Ayesha Erotica? Loves it
[01:01.09] Loves it
[01:05.30] Loves it, loves it, loves it
[01:08.83] Loves it
[01:12.30] Loves it
[01:13.96] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[01:18.09] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[01:22.07] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[01:26.09] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[01:29.84] Paris by Paris (Loves it)
[01:32.00] Lindsay Krumping (Loves it)
[01:33.61] Nicole's side bang (Loves it)
[01:35.99] Sidekick LX (Loves it)
[01:37.91] Diamond chokers (Loves it)
[01:39.82] Balenciaga (Loves it)
[01:42.10] YSL (Loves it)
[01:43.83] Nars lip gloss (Loves it)
[01:45.55] Velour tracksuits (Loves it)
[01:47.90] Juvederm (Loves it)
[01:49.82] Britney Blackout (Loves it)
[01:51.72] Anna Nicole (Loves it)
[01:53.85] Bentley GT (Loves it)
[01:55.82] Viper Room (Loves it)
[01:57.76] Fendi fur (Loves it)
[01:59.60] Kimora Lee (Loves it)
[02:01.79] Marc Jacobs (Loves it)
[02:03.95] Little Kim (Loves it)
[02:05.88] Dior show (Loves it)
[02:07.79] Betsy Johnson (Loves it)
[02:09.95] Rhinoplasty (Loves it)
[02:12.04] Augmentation (Loves it)
[02:13.74] Beverly Center (Loves it)
[02:15.74] South Coast Plaza (Loves it)
[02:17.74] Juicy Couture, Juicy Couture
[02:21.68] Juicy fucking Couture, Ayesha Erotica loves it
[02:30.74] Loves it
[02:33.29]
[02:35.31] Loves it, loves it, loves it
[02:39.07] Loves it
[02:41.83] Love it
[02:44.02] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[02:47.84] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[02:51.96] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[02:55.87] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[02:59.69] Oh, I love it, oh, I love it
[03:03.98] Oh, I love it, oh, I love it
[03:08.12] Oh, I love it, oh, I love it
[03:12.02] Oh, I love it, oh, I love it
[03:15.98] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[03:17.98] Loves it, loves it, loves it
[03:19.90] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[03:21.90] Loves it, loves it, loves it
[03:23.96] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[03:25.93] Loves it, loves it, loves it, loves it
[03:27.96] Loves, loves, loves, loves, loves, loves, loves, loves
[03:29.92] L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l
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