Trendy Barber

Hey man, how are ya?
Just chuck your name on the blackboard
You sexy son of a fuck, fuck you alright?

I got boards
I got bikes
I got tits
I got tats
And I got political essays
'Cause actually our clientele are pretty smart, man

Check it out, extra dick on my tit

Hey, you got a bottle opener?
Don't need one

(One for you cunt, one for me)
(One for you cunt, one for me)
(One for you cunt, one for me)
(One for you cunt, one for me)
(One for you cunt, one for me)
(One for you cunt, one for me)
(One for you cunt, one for me)
(One for you cunt, one for me)
One pale ale coming up

Let's cut some hair