Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 1)
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โฑ๏ธ 5:12 duration
๐ ID: 11692970
๐ Lyrics
The name of the song is Dinah-Moe Humm
1, 2, 3, 4...
I couldn't say where she's comin' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(No way you can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
No Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from
I done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb from the Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm
Got a spot that gets me hot
An' you ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
An' you ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
'Cause I can't get into it unless I get out of it
An' I gotta get out of it before I get into it
'Cause I never get into it unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it to get myself into it
She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...
Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up
Then my body don't care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?
The 40 dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I told her...
Just because the sun want a place in the sky
No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties, no cooties on me)
She was buns-up kneelin'
Buns up
I was wheelin' an dealin'
Wheelin' an dealin' an' ooh
She surrender to the feelin'
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked an' clutched all over herself
Her sister made a joke about her mental health
'Till Dinah-Moe finally did give in
But I told her
All she really needed was some discipline...
I said kiss my aura, Dora
That's right, I knew your name was Dorah
Dorah Stewart, ladies and gentlemen
Stand up and take a bow
Dorah now listen, check this out Dorah
The reason I asked you to kiss my aura
Why do you think that was?
What? You've the answer?
That's why Dorah
I hope you got that on the tape
For those of you who didn't hear it
She said it's because I've no commercial potential
Dorah that is the best reason to kiss anybody's aura whatever that was
Do y'all like some more-a, right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
Do you wanna? Alright then
I couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm (come here Roy)
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(C'mon, got that too)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' still don't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Some Dinah-Moe
An' a little Dinah-Moe
Ladies and gentlemen
Alright you wanna sing?
Come on sing next to me
Alright, we gotta dedicate the next song to Roy because he has got it
1, 2, 3, 4...
I couldn't say where she's comin' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(No way you can't do it)
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)
I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
No Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from
I done spent three hours
An' I ain't got a crumb from the Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm
Got a spot that gets me hot
An' you ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
An' you ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
Got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain't been to it
'Cause I can't get into it unless I get out of it
An' I gotta get out of it before I get into it
'Cause I never get into it unless I get out of it
An' I gotta be out of it to get myself into it
She looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...
Just get me wasted
An' you're half-way there
'Cause if my mind's tore up
Then my body don't care
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An' said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?
The 40 dollar bill didn't matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
I told her...
Just because the sun want a place in the sky
No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try
So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An' asked if she had any cooties on there
(Whaddya mean cooties, no cooties on me)
She was buns-up kneelin'
Buns up
I was wheelin' an dealin'
Wheelin' an dealin' an' ooh
She surrender to the feelin'
She sweetly surrendered
An' she started in to squealin'
Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
Some drool rollin' down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition her sister was in
She quivered 'n quaked an' clutched all over herself
Her sister made a joke about her mental health
'Till Dinah-Moe finally did give in
But I told her
All she really needed was some discipline...
I said kiss my aura, Dora
That's right, I knew your name was Dorah
Dorah Stewart, ladies and gentlemen
Stand up and take a bow
Dorah now listen, check this out Dorah
The reason I asked you to kiss my aura
Why do you think that was?
What? You've the answer?
That's why Dorah
I hope you got that on the tape
For those of you who didn't hear it
She said it's because I've no commercial potential
Dorah that is the best reason to kiss anybody's aura whatever that was
Do y'all like some more-a, right here on the flora?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
Do you wanna? Alright then
I couldn't say where she's coming' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm (come here Roy)
She stroll on over, say look here, bum
I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
(C'mon, got that too)
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
An' still don't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe
Dinah-Moe
Some Dinah-Moe
An' a little Dinah-Moe
Ladies and gentlemen
Alright you wanna sing?
Come on sing next to me
Alright, we gotta dedicate the next song to Roy because he has got it
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.15] The name of the song is Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:02.15] 1, 2, 3, 4...
[00:05.33]
[00:10.85] I couldn't say where she's comin' from
[00:12.02] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:16.77] She stroll on over, say look here, bum
[00:19.21] I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me cum
[00:20.84] (No way you can't do it)
[00:23.82] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
[00:25.64] She could prove it any time all men was scum
[00:30.92] I don't mind that she called me a bum
[00:32.34] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
[00:34.89] (So I got down to it)
[00:37.40] I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
[00:38.89] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
[00:43.88] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
[00:45.75] But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:48.44] No Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:50.10] Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:51.45] Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:52.32] Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from
[00:53.10] I done spent three hours
[00:55.15] An' I ain't got a crumb from the Dinah-Moe
[00:56.63] Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
[00:58.13] From the Dinah-Moe Humm
[01:01.94] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:03.69] An' you ain't been to it
[01:05.34] Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
[01:06.98] An' you ain't been to it
[01:08.64] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:10.44] But you ain't been to it
[01:11.10] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:13.49] But you ain't been to it
[01:15.16] 'Cause I can't get into it unless I get out of it
[01:18.34] An' I gotta get out of it before I get into it
[01:21.22] 'Cause I never get into it unless I get out of it
[01:24.53] An' I gotta be out of it to get myself into it
[01:28.37] She looked over at me with a glazed eye
[01:31.15] And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
[01:34.56] And she said...
[01:38.81] Just get me wasted
[01:39.96] An' you're half-way there
[01:41.31] 'Cause if my mind's tore up
[01:43.19] Then my body don't care
[01:44.86] I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
[01:46.58] An' said my-my-my
[01:49.07] What sort of thing
[01:50.22] Might this lady get high upon?
[01:52.23] The 40 dollar bill didn't matter no more
[01:55.38] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
[01:58.57] She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
[02:02.04] But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
[02:05.47] I told her...
[02:05.82] Just because the sun want a place in the sky
[02:09.37] No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try
[02:12.59] So I pulled on her hair
[02:14.97] Got her legs in the air
[02:16.46] An' asked if she had any cooties on there
[02:19.93] (Whaddya mean cooties, no cooties on me)
[02:22.94] She was buns-up kneelin'
[02:24.90] Buns up
[02:26.28] I was wheelin' an dealin'
[02:28.35] Wheelin' an dealin' an' ooh
[02:29.49] She surrender to the feelin'
[02:31.54] She sweetly surrendered
[02:33.49] An' she started in to squealin'
[02:37.21] Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
[02:39.86] With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
[02:43.05] Some drool rollin' down
[02:45.07] From the edge of her chin
[02:46.92] While she spied the condition her sister was in
[02:50.56] She quivered 'n quaked an' clutched all over herself
[02:54.04] Her sister made a joke about her mental health
[02:57.13] 'Till Dinah-Moe finally did give in
[03:00.34] But I told her
[03:01.21] All she really needed was some discipline...
[03:03.60] I said kiss my aura, Dora
[03:08.41] That's right, I knew your name was Dorah
[03:14.52] Dorah Stewart, ladies and gentlemen
[03:16.23] Stand up and take a bow
[03:19.59] Dorah now listen, check this out Dorah
[03:21.38] The reason I asked you to kiss my aura
[03:23.78] Why do you think that was?
[03:26.76] What? You've the answer?
[03:33.20] That's why Dorah
[03:35.13] I hope you got that on the tape
[03:37.04] For those of you who didn't hear it
[03:38.76] She said it's because I've no commercial potential
[03:40.89] Dorah that is the best reason to kiss anybody's aura whatever that was
[03:48.98] Do y'all like some more-a, right here on the flora?
[03:54.01] An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
[03:55.10] Do you wanna? Alright then
[03:58.23]
[04:07.46] I couldn't say where she's coming' from
[04:08.95] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm (come here Roy)
[04:14.49] She stroll on over, say look here, bum
[04:15.89] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
[04:18.24] (C'mon, got that too)
[04:21.60] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
[04:22.97] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
[04:28.80] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
[04:30.17] An' still don't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:32.30] Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:34.84] Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:36.60] Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:37.71] Dinah-Moe
[04:39.70] Dinah-Moe
[04:41.91] Some Dinah-Moe
[04:42.32] An' a little Dinah-Moe
[04:44.10] Ladies and gentlemen
[04:52.63] Alright you wanna sing?
[04:55.55] Come on sing next to me
[05:05.91] Alright, we gotta dedicate the next song to Roy because he has got it
[05:09.62]
[00:02.15] 1, 2, 3, 4...
[00:05.33]
[00:10.85] I couldn't say where she's comin' from
[00:12.02] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:16.77] She stroll on over, say look here, bum
[00:19.21] I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me cum
[00:20.84] (No way you can't do it)
[00:23.82] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
[00:25.64] She could prove it any time all men was scum
[00:30.92] I don't mind that she called me a bum
[00:32.34] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
[00:34.89] (So I got down to it)
[00:37.40] I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
[00:38.89] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
[00:43.88] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
[00:45.75] But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:48.44] No Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:50.10] Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:51.45] Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:52.32] Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from
[00:53.10] I done spent three hours
[00:55.15] An' I ain't got a crumb from the Dinah-Moe
[00:56.63] Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
[00:58.13] From the Dinah-Moe Humm
[01:01.94] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:03.69] An' you ain't been to it
[01:05.34] Got a spot that gets me hot, ow!
[01:06.98] An' you ain't been to it
[01:08.64] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:10.44] But you ain't been to it
[01:11.10] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:13.49] But you ain't been to it
[01:15.16] 'Cause I can't get into it unless I get out of it
[01:18.34] An' I gotta get out of it before I get into it
[01:21.22] 'Cause I never get into it unless I get out of it
[01:24.53] An' I gotta be out of it to get myself into it
[01:28.37] She looked over at me with a glazed eye
[01:31.15] And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
[01:34.56] And she said...
[01:38.81] Just get me wasted
[01:39.96] An' you're half-way there
[01:41.31] 'Cause if my mind's tore up
[01:43.19] Then my body don't care
[01:44.86] I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
[01:46.58] An' said my-my-my
[01:49.07] What sort of thing
[01:50.22] Might this lady get high upon?
[01:52.23] The 40 dollar bill didn't matter no more
[01:55.38] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
[01:58.57] She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
[02:02.04] But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
[02:05.47] I told her...
[02:05.82] Just because the sun want a place in the sky
[02:09.37] No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try
[02:12.59] So I pulled on her hair
[02:14.97] Got her legs in the air
[02:16.46] An' asked if she had any cooties on there
[02:19.93] (Whaddya mean cooties, no cooties on me)
[02:22.94] She was buns-up kneelin'
[02:24.90] Buns up
[02:26.28] I was wheelin' an dealin'
[02:28.35] Wheelin' an dealin' an' ooh
[02:29.49] She surrender to the feelin'
[02:31.54] She sweetly surrendered
[02:33.49] An' she started in to squealin'
[02:37.21] Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
[02:39.86] With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
[02:43.05] Some drool rollin' down
[02:45.07] From the edge of her chin
[02:46.92] While she spied the condition her sister was in
[02:50.56] She quivered 'n quaked an' clutched all over herself
[02:54.04] Her sister made a joke about her mental health
[02:57.13] 'Till Dinah-Moe finally did give in
[03:00.34] But I told her
[03:01.21] All she really needed was some discipline...
[03:03.60] I said kiss my aura, Dora
[03:08.41] That's right, I knew your name was Dorah
[03:14.52] Dorah Stewart, ladies and gentlemen
[03:16.23] Stand up and take a bow
[03:19.59] Dorah now listen, check this out Dorah
[03:21.38] The reason I asked you to kiss my aura
[03:23.78] Why do you think that was?
[03:26.76] What? You've the answer?
[03:33.20] That's why Dorah
[03:35.13] I hope you got that on the tape
[03:37.04] For those of you who didn't hear it
[03:38.76] She said it's because I've no commercial potential
[03:40.89] Dorah that is the best reason to kiss anybody's aura whatever that was
[03:48.98] Do y'all like some more-a, right here on the flora?
[03:54.01] An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
[03:55.10] Do you wanna? Alright then
[03:58.23]
[04:07.46] I couldn't say where she's coming' from
[04:08.95] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm (come here Roy)
[04:14.49] She stroll on over, say look here, bum
[04:15.89] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
[04:18.24] (C'mon, got that too)
[04:21.60] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
[04:22.97] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
[04:28.80] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
[04:30.17] An' still don't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:32.30] Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:34.84] Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:36.60] Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:37.71] Dinah-Moe
[04:39.70] Dinah-Moe
[04:41.91] Some Dinah-Moe
[04:42.32] An' a little Dinah-Moe
[04:44.10] Ladies and gentlemen
[04:52.63] Alright you wanna sing?
[04:55.55] Come on sing next to me
[05:05.91] Alright, we gotta dedicate the next song to Roy because he has got it
[05:09.62]