Dinah-Moe Humm (Live At The Palladium, NYC / 10-29-77 / Show 2)

[00:00.29] The name of the song is Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:02.25] 1, 2, 3, 4...
[00:04.87]
[00:10.51] I couldn't say where she's comin' from
[00:11.98] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:16.22] She stroll on over, say look here, bum
[00:18.43] I got a 40 dollar bill say you can't make me cum (come here)
[00:23.24] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
[00:24.96] She could prove it any time all men was scum
[00:30.38] I don't mind that she called me a bum
[00:31.79] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
[00:34.59] (So I got down to it)
[00:36.93] I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
[00:38.32] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
[00:43.19] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
[00:44.89] But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:47.90] Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:50.20] Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:50.86] Dinah-Moe Humm
[00:51.54] Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from
[00:53.06] I done spent three hours
[00:54.02] An' I ain't got a crumb from the Dinah-Moe
[00:55.16] Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
[00:56.75] Dinah-Moe Humm
[01:01.39] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:03.18] An' you ain't been to it
[01:04.47] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:05.37] An' you ain't been to it
[01:07.27] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:08.53] You ain't been to it
[01:10.61] Got a spot that gets me hot
[01:12.26] You ain't been to it
[01:13.35] I can't get into it unless I get out of it
[01:16.58] An' I gotta get out of it before I get into it
[01:19.75] And I never get into it unless I get out of it
[01:22.39] I gotta be out of it to get myself into it
[01:26.42] She looked over at me with a glazed eye
[01:28.49] And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
[01:33.93] And she said...
[01:36.78] Just get me wasted
[01:37.86] An' you're half-way there
[01:38.93] 'Cause if my mind's tore up
[01:40.77] Then my body don't care
[01:42.07] I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
[01:44.65] An' said my-my-my
[01:45.96] What sort of thing
[01:47.96] Might this lady get high upon?
[01:50.06] The 40 dollar bill didn't matter no more
[01:52.97] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor
[01:56.13] She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet
[01:59.49] But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet
[02:03.13] I told her...
[02:03.85] Just because the sun want a place in the sky
[02:06.15] No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try
[02:09.78] So I pulled on her hair
[02:11.14] Got her legs in the air
[02:13.22] An' asked if she had any cooties in there
[02:17.05] (Whaddya mean cooties, no cooties on me)
[02:19.81] She was buns-up kneelin'
[02:21.48] Buns up
[02:22.58] I was wheelin' an dealin'
[02:24.82] Wheelin' an dealin' an' ooh
[02:26.84] She surrender to the feelin'
[02:28.32] She sweetly surrendered
[02:29.91] An' she started in to squealin'
[02:33.80] Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed
[02:36.11] With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red
[02:39.34] Some drool rollin' down
[02:41.28] From the edge of her chin
[02:42.75] While she spied the condition her sister was in
[02:46.53] She quivered, she quaked, she clutched all over herself
[02:49.82] Her sister made a joke about her mental health
[02:52.79] 'Till Dinah-Moe finally did give in
[02:55.29] But I told her
[02:56.80] All she really needed was some discipline...
[02:59.34] That's why I said kiss my aura, Dora
[03:08.06] It's really angora
[03:11.17] Would y'all like some more-a, right here on the flora?
[03:15.80] An' how 'bout you, Fauna?
[03:17.02] Do you wanna? Alright
[03:21.32]
[03:28.18] I couldn't say where she's coming' from
[03:29.49] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
[03:34.46] She stroll on over, say look here, bum
[03:36.24] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum
[03:38.23] (No way, you just can't do it)
[03:41.34] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
[03:42.57] She could prove it any time all men was scum (what's going on now)
[03:48.25] I don't mind that she called me a bum
[03:49.59] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
[03:52.68] (So I got down to it)
[03:54.84] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
[03:56.16] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum
[04:01.01] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
[04:02.77] An' still don't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:05.59] Dinah-Moe Humm
[04:07.71] Dinah-Moe
[04:09.38] Dinah-Moe
[04:11.01] Dinah-Moe
[04:12.56] Dinah-Moe
[04:13.74] No Dinah-Moe
[04:16.15] Dinah-Moe
[04:17.57] Dinah-Moe
[04:19.37] Dinah-Moe
[04:20.94] Dinah-Moe how are you going tonight
[04:22.28] (Dinah-Moe)
[04:24.58] Dinah-Moe
[04:27.39] Dinah-Moe
[04:29.64] Dinah-Moe
[04:31.63] Moe
[04:32.88] Dinah-Moe (at least that's what it gonna be)
[04:38.66] How about the rest of you?
[04:41.12] Dinah-Moe
[04:42.47] Dinah-Moe
[04:43.83] Dinah-Moe
[04:45.67] Dinah-Moe
[04:47.60] Dinah-Moe
[04:49.38] Dinah-Moe
[04:51.24] Dinah-Moe
[04:52.96] Dinah-Moe
[04:54.76] Isn't this the simplest thing?
[04:56.32] It's so primitive
[04:57.69] So primitive it ain't affected, watch my wire
[04:59.83] Watch
[05:11.02] What
[05:20.78] It's your part of the show now
[05:45.92] Seriously now
[05:52.13] Eh you remember the song, don't you
[05:53.64] You're one of the older members of the audience, right
[05:57.63] Okay, just remember one thing
[06:01.59] It's true today just as it was ten years ago
[06:04.80] Flower power still sucks, still does
[06:09.10] What any good thing does it?
[06:10.96] We are now going
[06:15.87] So watch
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