Astrology is Retarded
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โฑ๏ธ 2:17 duration
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Ayo, what the fuck?
Is this an ICarly type beat?
No way someone remixed this into a rap beat
Bruh, who did this? (xonthebeat)
My nuts are stuck to my legs, so I'm adjusting
Girls with armpit hair are disgusting
In your mom's ass are the nuts I be busting
And, you know my foreskin is what she's munching
Fuck a girl properly
My shit is fucking watery
I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
Are these girls retarded, yeah, I think that they might be
I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
Astrology's retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
And if she's a furry, then I think she might bite me
Mad racks are the only thing that I'm earning
I dive in the pussy, call me young Raheem Sterling
Erectile dysfunction, my peepee is hurting
I'm on NoFap though, so you know I can't be jerking
Eating that ass, yeah, I gotta catch a whiff
Playing with my nuts, bitch I call it scratch and sniff
Bitch you fucking know, I'ma suck on them tits
I've been flexing on bitches ever since I was a kid
Bitches be so fine, I pull up like
Damn shawty, what's your pronouns? And she be like
"Get away from me, your an Aries so we're not compatible
It's a negative energy for me"
Like, damn bitch, I was just tryna get some head
All these girls are dumb, probably still suck her thumb
Please tell me it's a joke, I hope it's just for fun
I was gonna make her pussy pop just like a gun
But then I saw that she had crystals, so you know I had to run
Yeah bro, I was running so fast to get away from that astrology bitch
Like, those people are probably smoking those crystals or something
Cause, like, they are not normal
Like, damn bro, ay
Fuck a girl properly
My shit is fucking watery
I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
Are these girls retarded, yeah, I think that they might be
I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
Astrology's retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
And if she's a furry, then I think she might bite me
I was gonna fuck with her, and she would blow my whistle
After doing that, we would smash just like a missle
She was just about to make my sausage sizzle
But then I had to run, because I saw her crystals
Fucking almost every single girl in my nation
Except for the ones that look at constellations
I'm spitting all this fire, might just call it a cremation
And I'm making all this money, economic inflation
Is this an ICarly type beat?
No way someone remixed this into a rap beat
Bruh, who did this? (xonthebeat)
My nuts are stuck to my legs, so I'm adjusting
Girls with armpit hair are disgusting
In your mom's ass are the nuts I be busting
And, you know my foreskin is what she's munching
Fuck a girl properly
My shit is fucking watery
I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
Are these girls retarded, yeah, I think that they might be
I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
Astrology's retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
And if she's a furry, then I think she might bite me
Mad racks are the only thing that I'm earning
I dive in the pussy, call me young Raheem Sterling
Erectile dysfunction, my peepee is hurting
I'm on NoFap though, so you know I can't be jerking
Eating that ass, yeah, I gotta catch a whiff
Playing with my nuts, bitch I call it scratch and sniff
Bitch you fucking know, I'ma suck on them tits
I've been flexing on bitches ever since I was a kid
Bitches be so fine, I pull up like
Damn shawty, what's your pronouns? And she be like
"Get away from me, your an Aries so we're not compatible
It's a negative energy for me"
Like, damn bitch, I was just tryna get some head
All these girls are dumb, probably still suck her thumb
Please tell me it's a joke, I hope it's just for fun
I was gonna make her pussy pop just like a gun
But then I saw that she had crystals, so you know I had to run
Yeah bro, I was running so fast to get away from that astrology bitch
Like, those people are probably smoking those crystals or something
Cause, like, they are not normal
Like, damn bro, ay
Fuck a girl properly
My shit is fucking watery
I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
Are these girls retarded, yeah, I think that they might be
I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
Astrology's retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
And if she's a furry, then I think she might bite me
I was gonna fuck with her, and she would blow my whistle
After doing that, we would smash just like a missle
She was just about to make my sausage sizzle
But then I had to run, because I saw her crystals
Fucking almost every single girl in my nation
Except for the ones that look at constellations
I'm spitting all this fire, might just call it a cremation
And I'm making all this money, economic inflation
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.30] Ayo, what the fuck?
[00:03.69] Is this an ICarly type beat?
[00:05.27] No way someone remixed this into a rap beat
[00:07.29] Bruh, who did this? (xonthebeat)
[00:09.84] My nuts are stuck to my legs, so I'm adjusting
[00:12.78] Girls with armpit hair are disgusting
[00:15.02] In your mom's ass are the nuts I be busting
[00:17.45] And, you know my foreskin is what she's munching
[00:20.27] Fuck a girl properly
[00:21.21] My shit is fucking watery
[00:22.55] I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
[00:25.15] Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
[00:27.24] Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
[00:30.19] Are these girls retarded, yeah, I think that they might be
[00:32.75] I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
[00:35.19] Astrology's retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
[00:37.63] And if she's a furry, then I think she might bite me
[00:40.34] Mad racks are the only thing that I'm earning
[00:42.69] I dive in the pussy, call me young Raheem Sterling
[00:45.35] Erectile dysfunction, my peepee is hurting
[00:47.63] I'm on NoFap though, so you know I can't be jerking
[00:50.44] Eating that ass, yeah, I gotta catch a whiff
[00:52.88] Playing with my nuts, bitch I call it scratch and sniff
[00:55.45] Bitch you fucking know, I'ma suck on them tits
[00:57.76] I've been flexing on bitches ever since I was a kid
[01:01.17] Bitches be so fine, I pull up like
[01:02.63] Damn shawty, what's your pronouns? And she be like
[01:04.72] "Get away from me, your an Aries so we're not compatible
[01:06.82] It's a negative energy for me"
[01:08.44] Like, damn bitch, I was just tryna get some head
[01:10.76] All these girls are dumb, probably still suck her thumb
[01:13.12] Please tell me it's a joke, I hope it's just for fun
[01:15.73] I was gonna make her pussy pop just like a gun
[01:17.83] But then I saw that she had crystals, so you know I had to run
[01:21.22] Yeah bro, I was running so fast to get away from that astrology bitch
[01:24.08] Like, those people are probably smoking those crystals or something
[01:26.63] Cause, like, they are not normal
[01:28.23] Like, damn bro, ay
[01:30.83] Fuck a girl properly
[01:31.99] My shit is fucking watery
[01:33.25] I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
[01:35.89] Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
[01:38.24] Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
[01:41.10] Are these girls retarded, yeah, I think that they might be
[01:43.48] I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
[01:45.89] Astrology's retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
[01:48.49] And if she's a furry, then I think she might bite me
[01:51.01] I was gonna fuck with her, and she would blow my whistle
[01:53.64] After doing that, we would smash just like a missle
[01:55.98] She was just about to make my sausage sizzle
[01:58.66] But then I had to run, because I saw her crystals
[02:01.26] Fucking almost every single girl in my nation
[02:03.61] Except for the ones that look at constellations
[02:06.25] I'm spitting all this fire, might just call it a cremation
[02:08.33] And I'm making all this money, economic inflation
[02:10.97]
[00:03.69] Is this an ICarly type beat?
[00:05.27] No way someone remixed this into a rap beat
[00:07.29] Bruh, who did this? (xonthebeat)
[00:09.84] My nuts are stuck to my legs, so I'm adjusting
[00:12.78] Girls with armpit hair are disgusting
[00:15.02] In your mom's ass are the nuts I be busting
[00:17.45] And, you know my foreskin is what she's munching
[00:20.27] Fuck a girl properly
[00:21.21] My shit is fucking watery
[00:22.55] I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
[00:25.15] Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
[00:27.24] Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
[00:30.19] Are these girls retarded, yeah, I think that they might be
[00:32.75] I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
[00:35.19] Astrology's retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
[00:37.63] And if she's a furry, then I think she might bite me
[00:40.34] Mad racks are the only thing that I'm earning
[00:42.69] I dive in the pussy, call me young Raheem Sterling
[00:45.35] Erectile dysfunction, my peepee is hurting
[00:47.63] I'm on NoFap though, so you know I can't be jerking
[00:50.44] Eating that ass, yeah, I gotta catch a whiff
[00:52.88] Playing with my nuts, bitch I call it scratch and sniff
[00:55.45] Bitch you fucking know, I'ma suck on them tits
[00:57.76] I've been flexing on bitches ever since I was a kid
[01:01.17] Bitches be so fine, I pull up like
[01:02.63] Damn shawty, what's your pronouns? And she be like
[01:04.72] "Get away from me, your an Aries so we're not compatible
[01:06.82] It's a negative energy for me"
[01:08.44] Like, damn bitch, I was just tryna get some head
[01:10.76] All these girls are dumb, probably still suck her thumb
[01:13.12] Please tell me it's a joke, I hope it's just for fun
[01:15.73] I was gonna make her pussy pop just like a gun
[01:17.83] But then I saw that she had crystals, so you know I had to run
[01:21.22] Yeah bro, I was running so fast to get away from that astrology bitch
[01:24.08] Like, those people are probably smoking those crystals or something
[01:26.63] Cause, like, they are not normal
[01:28.23] Like, damn bro, ay
[01:30.83] Fuck a girl properly
[01:31.99] My shit is fucking watery
[01:33.25] I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
[01:35.89] Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
[01:38.24] Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
[01:41.10] Are these girls retarded, yeah, I think that they might be
[01:43.48] I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
[01:45.89] Astrology's retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
[01:48.49] And if she's a furry, then I think she might bite me
[01:51.01] I was gonna fuck with her, and she would blow my whistle
[01:53.64] After doing that, we would smash just like a missle
[01:55.98] She was just about to make my sausage sizzle
[01:58.66] But then I had to run, because I saw her crystals
[02:01.26] Fucking almost every single girl in my nation
[02:03.61] Except for the ones that look at constellations
[02:06.25] I'm spitting all this fire, might just call it a cremation
[02:08.33] And I'm making all this money, economic inflation
[02:10.97]