All the Men In My Life Keep Getting Killed By Candarian Demons

[00:03.40] All the men in my life
[00:06.31] Keep getting killed by Candarian demons
[00:13.09] All the men in your life keep getting killed by Candarian demons?
[00:16.51] First there was Ed
[00:18.72] A really nice guy
[00:21.60] Didn't talk too much, but I didn't mind
[00:26.13] I was all set
[00:28.25] To marry him
[00:31.10] But before we could consummate, Ed was killed by
[00:35.33] A Candarian demon (Candarian demon, Candarian demon, Candarian demon)
[00:40.52] Then it was Daddy (Daddy)
[00:42.95] Who I could count on (aa-oo)
[00:45.62] He loved to read the Necronomicon (Book of the Dead)
[00:49.96] He also enjoyed
[00:52.40] Playing board games
[00:55.19] But he can't sink my battleship now
[00:57.15] 'Cause Dad was killed by
[00:59.88] A Candarian demon (Candarian demon, Candarian demon, Candarian demon)
[01:04.40] They say love is cruel
[01:06.35] And I believe them
[01:09.54] My heart's always broken
[01:12.95] 'Cause the men in my life
[01:15.94] Keep getting killed
[01:18.04] By Candarian demons
[01:24.38] Why?!
[01:25.94] I don't know!
[01:27.51] Annie, baby
[01:28.77] I know it seems bad now
[01:30.72] It always does
[01:32.12] But I think you're exaggerating a touch, sugarbee
[01:35.24] I mean, sure
[01:36.46] Your father and fiance were killed by Candarian demons
[01:39.97] But that's only two men, isn't it?
[01:42.19] I mean, there's no way that all the men in your life
[01:45.38] Could've been killed by Candarian demons!
[01:48.02] Oh, no?
[01:50.82] It was high school (high school)
[01:53.08] Senior prom (oh yeah)
[01:55.78] Going with my steady, Howie Brown (Howie Brown)
[02:00.30] A perfect night (Howie Brown?!)
[02:02.70] Like I always dreamed (a little girl's dream)
[02:05.66] But when "Stairway to Heaven" began, How was killed by (damn!)
[02:10.73] A Candarian demon (Candarian demon, Candarian demon, Candarian demon)
[02:15.76] All my college boyfriends and my one-night stands
[02:20.42] My male coworkers and platonic gay friends (hey!)
[02:25.65] Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed
[02:30.35] And now that I've met you two guys
[02:32.88] I know you'll soon be dead
[02:36.27] What the f-?
[02:37.06] They say love is cruel (shoop-shoo-bop)
[02:39.17] And I believe them (shoop-shoo-wa)
[02:42.56] My heart's always broken
[02:45.92] 'Cause the men in my life - and I mean all the men in my life
[02:50.71] Every single man
[02:52.35] In my life
[02:54.14] Keeps getting killed
[03:00.08] By Candarian demons (Candarian demons) (ooh)
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