Yer a Homo
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โฑ๏ธ 2:37 duration
๐ ID: 11750016
๐ Lyrics
If you don't love NASCAR, yer a homo
If you don't love huntin' bear, yer a homo
If you don't like fightin' in a ballroom brawl
You better check up yer skirt, 'cause yer missing balls
Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
If you don't love shotguns, yer a homo
If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, yer a homo
If you never got drunk and took a swing at your dad
Why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi-pad?
Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
If you don't love football, yer a homo
If you ever played soccer, yer a homo, big time
If you think rodeoing is sick and wrong
You must like gagging hard on a hairy dong
Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
Now if you don't own a pickup and a fishing pole
You must like takin' pecker up the rectum hole
If your mom never beat you with a rollin' pin
You must like those nuts bouncin' off your chin (off your chin)
If you drank bottled water, yer a homo
If you ever ate sushi, yer a homo
If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone steak
I betcha got two fellers on your wedding cake
Yep, you guessed it
Yep, you guessed it
Oh, yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
If you don't love huntin' bear, yer a homo
If you don't like fightin' in a ballroom brawl
You better check up yer skirt, 'cause yer missing balls
Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
If you don't love shotguns, yer a homo
If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, yer a homo
If you never got drunk and took a swing at your dad
Why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi-pad?
Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
If you don't love football, yer a homo
If you ever played soccer, yer a homo, big time
If you think rodeoing is sick and wrong
You must like gagging hard on a hairy dong
Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
Now if you don't own a pickup and a fishing pole
You must like takin' pecker up the rectum hole
If your mom never beat you with a rollin' pin
You must like those nuts bouncin' off your chin (off your chin)
If you drank bottled water, yer a homo
If you ever ate sushi, yer a homo
If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone steak
I betcha got two fellers on your wedding cake
Yep, you guessed it
Yep, you guessed it
Oh, yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.75] If you don't love NASCAR, yer a homo
[00:14.89] If you don't love huntin' bear, yer a homo
[00:22.42] If you don't like fightin' in a ballroom brawl
[00:25.78] You better check up yer skirt, 'cause yer missing balls
[00:30.13] Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
[00:37.18] If you don't love shotguns, yer a homo
[00:44.45] If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, yer a homo
[00:52.03] If you never got drunk and took a swing at your dad
[00:55.57] Why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi-pad?
[00:59.87] Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
[01:06.35] If you don't love football, yer a homo
[01:13.96] If you ever played soccer, yer a homo, big time
[01:21.56] If you think rodeoing is sick and wrong
[01:24.95] You must like gagging hard on a hairy dong
[01:29.36] Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
[01:36.02] Now if you don't own a pickup and a fishing pole
[01:39.99] You must like takin' pecker up the rectum hole
[01:43.63] If your mom never beat you with a rollin' pin
[01:47.15] You must like those nuts bouncin' off your chin (off your chin)
[01:54.74] If you drank bottled water, yer a homo
[02:02.08] If you ever ate sushi, yer a homo
[02:09.33] If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone steak
[02:12.92] I betcha got two fellers on your wedding cake
[02:17.14] Yep, you guessed it
[02:20.70] Yep, you guessed it
[02:23.58] Oh, yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
[02:30.47]
[00:14.89] If you don't love huntin' bear, yer a homo
[00:22.42] If you don't like fightin' in a ballroom brawl
[00:25.78] You better check up yer skirt, 'cause yer missing balls
[00:30.13] Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
[00:37.18] If you don't love shotguns, yer a homo
[00:44.45] If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, yer a homo
[00:52.03] If you never got drunk and took a swing at your dad
[00:55.57] Why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi-pad?
[00:59.87] Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
[01:06.35] If you don't love football, yer a homo
[01:13.96] If you ever played soccer, yer a homo, big time
[01:21.56] If you think rodeoing is sick and wrong
[01:24.95] You must like gagging hard on a hairy dong
[01:29.36] Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
[01:36.02] Now if you don't own a pickup and a fishing pole
[01:39.99] You must like takin' pecker up the rectum hole
[01:43.63] If your mom never beat you with a rollin' pin
[01:47.15] You must like those nuts bouncin' off your chin (off your chin)
[01:54.74] If you drank bottled water, yer a homo
[02:02.08] If you ever ate sushi, yer a homo
[02:09.33] If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone steak
[02:12.92] I betcha got two fellers on your wedding cake
[02:17.14] Yep, you guessed it
[02:20.70] Yep, you guessed it
[02:23.58] Oh, yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
[02:30.47]