Only Sean Can Judge Me

I pledge allegiance to the flag
That hates poor folks and fags
Where 'treading on me' means
I can afford to hide a tank

Run children from their homes
Build a new one of my own
It's not a crime or compliment
Meant by greater benefits

And my chord is fine
And never rhymes
And the conductor, he lies all the time

Now, Jesus Christ died for sins
Of all Republicans
And in my faith
I found the strength to defend my ignorance

There'll be a day of reckoning
When all that will be left
Are those who care for fellow man
Drunks and drug addicts

And my concubine
The sister is the bride
I just truly believe that I am right
I truly believe that I am right