Apple Pie

You ever fuck around, beat your fuckin' dick
Nut on the goddamn floor
Go to stand the fuck up and then slip
And bust your ass my nigga (bruh)
In your own mothafuckin' cum?
Up in your own fuckin' nut?
Well, that's what happened to me fuckin' yesterday

This bitch fat as hell, she want me to buy her chicken nuggets
Bitch get the fuck out my face, you look like a muppet
Just beat up a four-year-old, now he crying to his mommy
Caught that nigga lackin' and shot him with a Tommy
This nigga broke as hell, he drivin' a Honda
Slapped the fuck out this black bitch named LaFonda
Just beat a nigga up and left him with a broken bone
This bitch annoying as hell, she won't leave me alone
This nigga Obama weird as fuck 'cause I think he's black
Niggas be fucked up in the crib, man, they be doin' crack
Just popped three percs, man, I think I'm gon' die
This bitch fat as hell, she want me to buy her apple pie
I'm mad as hell, this nigga Deryll caught me skippin' class
Went and got a broom stick and shoved it up his ass
Niggas be callin' me trash, I know
Just slapped the fuck out this fat black bitch, I think it was Lizzo
Shot at my uncle 'cause he gay as fuck
Beat up a crackhead who sound like Donald Duck
Black girl said she wanna smash, I said yuck
This bitch ass look like a hockey puck
Shoutout Lil Jay, that nigga the homie
Then he dropped a diss-track and rode my dick like a pony
This nigga dick so small it look like a piece of macaroni
Beat a nigga ass with a folding chair
This nigga Ethan mad as fuck, his brother shaved all his hair

Okay, that's it, bye bye