Slim Pickins

[00:12.72] Guess I'll end this life alone
[00:17.03] I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me
[00:22.38] All the douchebags in my phone
[00:26.53] Play 'em like a slot machine
[00:28.86] If they're winnin', I'm just losing
[00:31.90] A boy who's jacked and kind
[00:36.73] Can't find his ass to save my life
[00:40.43] Oh, it's slim pickins
[00:45.08] If I can't have the one I love
[00:47.56] I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'
[00:51.17] Just to get my fixins
[00:54.65] Since the good ones are deceased or taken
[00:57.79] I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
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[01:02.53] Ah, ah
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[01:07.47] Ah, ah
[01:10.37] Jesus, what's a girl to do?
[01:14.35] This boy doesn't even know the difference between "there", "their", and "they are"
[01:19.94] Yet he's naked in my room
[01:24.15] Missin' all the things he's missin', God knows that he isn't livin' large
[01:29.54] A boy who's nice that breathes
[01:34.20] I swear he's nowhere to be seen
[01:38.76] It's slim pickins
[01:42.57] If I can't have the one I love
[01:45.03] I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'
[01:48.61] Just to get my fixings
[01:52.28] Since the good ones are deceased or taken
[01:55.35] I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'
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[02:01.41] Moaning and bitchin'
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[02:11.43] Since the good ones call their exes wasted
[02:16.21] And since the Lord forgot my gay awakenin'
[02:21.47] Then I'll just be here in the kitchen servin' up some moanin' and bitchin'
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