G.I. Joe Gets Angry With Human Kind
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โฑ๏ธ 1:45 duration
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๐ Lyrics
This one's about how my G.I. Joe came to life
And he kicked in my bedroom door last night
And he grabbed me by my genitals
Mad at the fact that he had none of his own
G.I. Joe hates humans
Yet he longs to be one
He envies our power to reproduce
I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
Daybreak forced him back into his toy box
Where I hurriedly slapped on a padlock
With matches and gasoline, I sent him to Hasbro Hell
Now I can't trust any toy, not even ones made by Mattel
G.I. Joe hates humans
Yet he longs to be one
He envies our power to reproduce
I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
G.I. Joe hates humans
Yet he longs to be one
He envies our power to reproduce
I know, I know 'cause he told me so
And he kicked in my bedroom door last night
And he grabbed me by my genitals
Mad at the fact that he had none of his own
G.I. Joe hates humans
Yet he longs to be one
He envies our power to reproduce
I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
Daybreak forced him back into his toy box
Where I hurriedly slapped on a padlock
With matches and gasoline, I sent him to Hasbro Hell
Now I can't trust any toy, not even ones made by Mattel
G.I. Joe hates humans
Yet he longs to be one
He envies our power to reproduce
I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
G.I. Joe hates humans
Yet he longs to be one
He envies our power to reproduce
I know, I know 'cause he told me so
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.03] This one's about how my G.I. Joe came to life
[00:05.72] And he kicked in my bedroom door last night
[00:09.41] And he grabbed me by my genitals
[00:13.19] Mad at the fact that he had none of his own
[00:20.81] G.I. Joe hates humans
[00:22.73] Yet he longs to be one
[00:24.07] He envies our power to reproduce
[00:27.75] I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
[00:32.62] Daybreak forced him back into his toy box
[00:36.32] Where I hurriedly slapped on a padlock
[00:39.88] With matches and gasoline, I sent him to Hasbro Hell
[00:43.79] Now I can't trust any toy, not even ones made by Mattel
[00:51.10] G.I. Joe hates humans
[00:53.03] Yet he longs to be one
[00:54.46] He envies our power to reproduce
[00:58.16] I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
[01:02.64]
[01:30.49] G.I. Joe hates humans
[01:32.22] Yet he longs to be one
[01:33.88] He envies our power to reproduce
[01:37.58] I know, I know 'cause he told me so
[01:42.36]
[00:05.72] And he kicked in my bedroom door last night
[00:09.41] And he grabbed me by my genitals
[00:13.19] Mad at the fact that he had none of his own
[00:20.81] G.I. Joe hates humans
[00:22.73] Yet he longs to be one
[00:24.07] He envies our power to reproduce
[00:27.75] I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
[00:32.62] Daybreak forced him back into his toy box
[00:36.32] Where I hurriedly slapped on a padlock
[00:39.88] With matches and gasoline, I sent him to Hasbro Hell
[00:43.79] Now I can't trust any toy, not even ones made by Mattel
[00:51.10] G.I. Joe hates humans
[00:53.03] Yet he longs to be one
[00:54.46] He envies our power to reproduce
[00:58.16] I know, I know 'cause he tried to kill me
[01:02.64]
[01:30.49] G.I. Joe hates humans
[01:32.22] Yet he longs to be one
[01:33.88] He envies our power to reproduce
[01:37.58] I know, I know 'cause he told me so
[01:42.36]