Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be a Turkey At Christmas)

[00:09.57] (Oh, lovely it is
[00:11.44] I love the vocal talent)
[00:15.28] Sittin' here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
[00:21.41] Oh, I've had a few too many and it's gettin' hard to stand
[00:28.55] I keep hearin' noises from my fireplace
[00:35.23] I must be goin' crazy or the brandy's won the race
[00:41.81] And I keep hearin'
[00:45.47] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
[00:48.76] Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[00:52.26] Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
[00:55.32] The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[00:58.88] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
[01:02.12] Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[01:05.59] Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
[01:08.64] The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[01:15.03] On my roof there's snorting sounds and bells inside my head
[01:21.38] My vision's blurred with color and all I see is red (all he see is red)
[01:28.09] There's a pair of large sized wellies (Wellies!) That's coming down my flue
[01:34.50] And the smell of burnin' rubber, oh, it's fillin' up the room
[01:41.02] And I keep hearin' (five, six, seve, eight)
[01:45.03] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
[01:48.23] Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[01:51.71] Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
[01:54.90] The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[01:58.37] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
[02:01.57] Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[02:05.04] Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
[02:08.32] The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[02:12.57] And here he comes now
[02:13.97]
[02:41.12] And we keep hearin'
[02:44.63] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
[02:47.94] Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[02:51.24] Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
[02:54.31] The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[02:57.85] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
[03:01.18] Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[03:04.44] Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
[03:07.76] The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[03:11.15] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
[03:14.49] Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[03:17.82] Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
[03:21.07] The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[03:24.37] Ho! Ho! Ho! He! He! He!
[03:27.55] What frivolity for me
[03:30.96] Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
[03:34.21] The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[03:37.58] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? (Happy Christmas, everybody)
[03:40.74] Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[03:44.01] Ho! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise
[03:47.47] The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[03:50.86] Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here?
[03:54.12] Your fat and jolly friend draws near...
[03:57.30]