Ring Dang Doo

When I was just a lad you know,
I met a gal from old Bourdeaux,
She had blonde hair and blue eyes too
She let me ride on the ring-dang-do.

The ring-dang-do, now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussycat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two
And that's what you call the ring-dang-do.

She took me down into her cellar
Said that I was a mighty fine fella
Fed me wine and whiskey too
Let me ride on the ring-dang-do.

The ring-dang-do, now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussycat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two
And that's what you call the ring-dang-do.

Her father come in and angrily said
Now you have lost your maiden head
Pack your bags and your coat tags too
Make your living off a ring-dang-do.

The ring-dang-do, now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussycat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two
And that's what you call the ring-dang-do.

She went off to be a whore
Hung this sign upon her door
A dollar each and three for two
To take a crack at my ring-dang-do,

The ring-dang-do, now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussycat,
Got a hole in the middle and it's split in two
And that's what you call the ring-dang-do.