The Day I Met God

Day I met God, I got so carried away
Day I met God, I got so carried away
Not with the vision, but the streaks in his hair
Not with religion, but the size of his knob

The day I met God
The day I met God
It was pissing with rain and we went

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

Day I met God, I got so carried away
Day I met God, I got so carried away
Not with the vision, but the streaks in his hair
Not with the vicars or the nuns or the priests

The day I met God
The day I met the big boy, yeah
It was pissing with rain and we went

Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo (and the herald angels sang)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo
Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo

The day I met God
The day I met God
The day I met God
The day I met the big boy, yeah
It was pissing with rain and we went

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo)
We were coming back in the van, from Milan
And I saw God, right there
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, woo-hoo)