What Did He Say?

I once had a girl,
Or should I say
She once had me.
She showed me her room,
Isn? t it good?
Norwegian wood.
She asked my to stay and told me sit anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn? t a chair.
I sat on a rug
Biding my time,
Drinking her wine.
We talked until two,
And then she said,
? It? s time for bed?.
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh,
I told her I didn? t, and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
And when I awoke
I was alone,
This bird has flown,
So I lit a fire,
Isn? t it good?