The Man Who Couldn't Cry (Album Version)
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๐ Lyrics
There once was a man who just couldn't cry
He hadn't cried for years & for years
Napalmed babies & the movie 'Love Story',
For instance could not produce tears
As a child he had cried as all children will
But at some point the tear ducts ran dry
He grew to be a man & the feces hit the fan
Things got bad but he couldn't cry
His dog got run over, his wife up & left him
After that he got sacked from his job
Lost an arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
But still not a sniffle & sob
Well his novel was refused & his movie was banned
And his biog Broadway show was a flop
He was sent off to jail, you guessed it, no bail
But still not a dribble or drop
In jail he was beaten, bullied & buggered
And made to make licence plates
Water & bread was all he was fed
But not once did a tear stain his face
Doctors were called in, scientists too,
Theologians were last & practically least
They all agreed sure enough
He was no cream puff
But in fact an insensitive beast
He was removed from jail & placed in a place
For the insensitive & the insane
He played lots of chess & he made lots of friends
And he wept every time it would train
Once it rained 40 days & it rained 40 nights
And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried
On the 41st day he just passed away
He just dehydrated & died
He went up to heaven located his dog
Not only that but he rejoined his arm
Down below all the critics, they took it all back
Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
The theologians were finally found out
Right down to the ground, the prison burned down
The earth suffered perpetual drought
He hadn't cried for years & for years
Napalmed babies & the movie 'Love Story',
For instance could not produce tears
As a child he had cried as all children will
But at some point the tear ducts ran dry
He grew to be a man & the feces hit the fan
Things got bad but he couldn't cry
His dog got run over, his wife up & left him
After that he got sacked from his job
Lost an arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
But still not a sniffle & sob
Well his novel was refused & his movie was banned
And his biog Broadway show was a flop
He was sent off to jail, you guessed it, no bail
But still not a dribble or drop
In jail he was beaten, bullied & buggered
And made to make licence plates
Water & bread was all he was fed
But not once did a tear stain his face
Doctors were called in, scientists too,
Theologians were last & practically least
They all agreed sure enough
He was no cream puff
But in fact an insensitive beast
He was removed from jail & placed in a place
For the insensitive & the insane
He played lots of chess & he made lots of friends
And he wept every time it would train
Once it rained 40 days & it rained 40 nights
And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried
On the 41st day he just passed away
He just dehydrated & died
He went up to heaven located his dog
Not only that but he rejoined his arm
Down below all the critics, they took it all back
Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
The theologians were finally found out
Right down to the ground, the prison burned down
The earth suffered perpetual drought
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.43] There once was a man who just couldn't cry
[00:23.55] He hadn't cried for years & for years
[00:29.80] Napalmed babies & the movie 'Love Story',
[00:38.02] For instance could not produce tears
[00:44.32] As a child he had cried as all children will
[00:52.45] But at some point the tear ducts ran dry
[00:59.62] He grew to be a man & the feces hit the fan
[01:05.16] Things got bad but he couldn't cry
[01:15.00] His dog got run over, his wife up & left him
[01:22.29] After that he got sacked from his job
[01:29.45] Lost an arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
[01:37.68] But still not a sniffle & sob
[01:43.99] Well his novel was refused & his movie was banned
[01:52.05] And his biog Broadway show was a flop
[01:58.34] He was sent off to jail, you guessed it, no bail
[02:07.44] But still not a dribble or drop
[02:13.75] In jail he was beaten, bullied & buggered
[02:21.84] And made to make licence plates
[02:28.19] Water & bread was all he was fed
[02:36.34] But not once did a tear stain his face
[02:43.51] Doctors were called in, scientists too,
[02:50.37] Theologians were last & practically least
[02:57.52] They all agreed sure enough
[03:02.02] He was no cream puff
[03:05.64] But in fact an insensitive beast
[03:41.96] He was removed from jail & placed in a place
[03:50.07] For the insensitive & the insane
[03:57.29] He played lots of chess & he made lots of friends
[04:05.38] And he wept every time it would train
[04:10.72] Once it rained 40 days & it rained 40 nights
[04:18.92] And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried
[04:26.18] On the 41st day he just passed away
[04:34.28] He just dehydrated & died
[04:45.10] He went up to heaven located his dog
[04:53.20] Not only that but he rejoined his arm
[04:59.56] Down below all the critics, they took it all back
[05:08.53] Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
[05:14.86] His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
[05:22.12] The theologians were finally found out
[05:29.35] Right down to the ground, the prison burned down
[05:37.15] The earth suffered perpetual drought
[05:49.78]
[00:23.55] He hadn't cried for years & for years
[00:29.80] Napalmed babies & the movie 'Love Story',
[00:38.02] For instance could not produce tears
[00:44.32] As a child he had cried as all children will
[00:52.45] But at some point the tear ducts ran dry
[00:59.62] He grew to be a man & the feces hit the fan
[01:05.16] Things got bad but he couldn't cry
[01:15.00] His dog got run over, his wife up & left him
[01:22.29] After that he got sacked from his job
[01:29.45] Lost an arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
[01:37.68] But still not a sniffle & sob
[01:43.99] Well his novel was refused & his movie was banned
[01:52.05] And his biog Broadway show was a flop
[01:58.34] He was sent off to jail, you guessed it, no bail
[02:07.44] But still not a dribble or drop
[02:13.75] In jail he was beaten, bullied & buggered
[02:21.84] And made to make licence plates
[02:28.19] Water & bread was all he was fed
[02:36.34] But not once did a tear stain his face
[02:43.51] Doctors were called in, scientists too,
[02:50.37] Theologians were last & practically least
[02:57.52] They all agreed sure enough
[03:02.02] He was no cream puff
[03:05.64] But in fact an insensitive beast
[03:41.96] He was removed from jail & placed in a place
[03:50.07] For the insensitive & the insane
[03:57.29] He played lots of chess & he made lots of friends
[04:05.38] And he wept every time it would train
[04:10.72] Once it rained 40 days & it rained 40 nights
[04:18.92] And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried
[04:26.18] On the 41st day he just passed away
[04:34.28] He just dehydrated & died
[04:45.10] He went up to heaven located his dog
[04:53.20] Not only that but he rejoined his arm
[04:59.56] Down below all the critics, they took it all back
[05:08.53] Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
[05:14.86] His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
[05:22.12] The theologians were finally found out
[05:29.35] Right down to the ground, the prison burned down
[05:37.15] The earth suffered perpetual drought
[05:49.78]