Literal Darksiders 2 Trailer
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๐ Lyrics
THQ
And there was a war in heaven
Where demon fought against angel
And angel fought against demon
In an epic pillow fight
That lasted all night
Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep
And they need it more than most
Honestly probably wouldn't help
Block a demon axe
Angel bumble bee stressed out
Axe gets pressed out
Angel takes the rest out
Golden armour sucks
The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring
But its not high enough
Death's lack of a mouth
Led to depression
And he has a lot of pent up aggression
Demon take their mouths for granted
Stab them in the chest switch to two handed
Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon!
Giant robot demon smack
Cut the robot blood is black
Robot pushed the hero back
Ready for the big attack
Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated
But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it
At least it gets shaded
Is that a cloud? No
Launch in slow-mo
Main guy and some tree trunks
Travel from left to right
Hit a wall! Stop!
You got a boss to fight
Never mind, holy s*** what the f***
You're screwed
Just by stepping on the ground he launched you
And if he had a mouth
He'd be screaming
But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the
Pent up aggression out on.
He starts to now run
With his underground undead horsey
Who glows green with love
Dive onto saddle.
Ride into battle.
Horsey looks mad-dle
He has horns that'll
Impale all the demons
Kill them while he runs
They'll kill everyone
Even the trees aren't safe
The killing has begun
1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead.
Make it rain bones
Fall like the DOW Jones
That joke took me hours to write
Try to hide the green light below,
Or the giant demon will notice you are following.
And jump
Use your throw hand
Which also glows he must have suspicion
You'll probably fail this stealth mission
Who cares your freakin' Death
Kill everyone
If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you
Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you
Your wings are pointless
But that scythe is overpowered
Death should be nerf'd
Boss shakes the Earth
Stick the landing where'd his clothes go?
Now they're even
Except one has a mouth
Show off.
Someone's gonna get a double dose of death.
Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2
Death lives
And there was a war in heaven
Where demon fought against angel
And angel fought against demon
In an epic pillow fight
That lasted all night
Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep
And they need it more than most
Honestly probably wouldn't help
Block a demon axe
Angel bumble bee stressed out
Axe gets pressed out
Angel takes the rest out
Golden armour sucks
The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring
But its not high enough
Death's lack of a mouth
Led to depression
And he has a lot of pent up aggression
Demon take their mouths for granted
Stab them in the chest switch to two handed
Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon!
Giant robot demon smack
Cut the robot blood is black
Robot pushed the hero back
Ready for the big attack
Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated
But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it
At least it gets shaded
Is that a cloud? No
Launch in slow-mo
Main guy and some tree trunks
Travel from left to right
Hit a wall! Stop!
You got a boss to fight
Never mind, holy s*** what the f***
You're screwed
Just by stepping on the ground he launched you
And if he had a mouth
He'd be screaming
But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the
Pent up aggression out on.
He starts to now run
With his underground undead horsey
Who glows green with love
Dive onto saddle.
Ride into battle.
Horsey looks mad-dle
He has horns that'll
Impale all the demons
Kill them while he runs
They'll kill everyone
Even the trees aren't safe
The killing has begun
1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead.
Make it rain bones
Fall like the DOW Jones
That joke took me hours to write
Try to hide the green light below,
Or the giant demon will notice you are following.
And jump
Use your throw hand
Which also glows he must have suspicion
You'll probably fail this stealth mission
Who cares your freakin' Death
Kill everyone
If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you
Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you
Your wings are pointless
But that scythe is overpowered
Death should be nerf'd
Boss shakes the Earth
Stick the landing where'd his clothes go?
Now they're even
Except one has a mouth
Show off.
Someone's gonna get a double dose of death.
Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2
Death lives
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.68] THQ
[00:03.43] And there was a war in heaven
[00:06.29] Where demon fought against angel
[00:09.85] And angel fought against demon
[00:12.56] In an epic pillow fight
[00:13.41] That lasted all night
[00:15.28] Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep
[00:17.07] And they need it more than most
[00:19.79] Honestly probably wouldn't help
[00:21.51] Block a demon axe
[00:22.40] Angel bumble bee stressed out
[00:24.22] Axe gets pressed out
[00:26.19] Angel takes the rest out
[00:27.96] Golden armour sucks
[00:29.62] The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring
[00:34.23] But its not high enough
[00:38.75] Death's lack of a mouth
[00:40.50] Led to depression
[00:42.31] And he has a lot of pent up aggression
[00:45.04] Demon take their mouths for granted
[00:47.70] Stab them in the chest switch to two handed
[00:50.44] Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon!
[00:54.02] Giant robot demon smack
[00:55.87] Cut the robot blood is black
[00:56.71] Robot pushed the hero back
[00:58.53] Ready for the big attack
[01:00.32] Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated
[01:03.93] But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it
[01:06.61] At least it gets shaded
[01:08.54] Is that a cloud? No
[01:12.18] Launch in slow-mo
[01:14.80] Main guy and some tree trunks
[01:15.79] Travel from left to right
[01:17.58] Hit a wall! Stop!
[01:18.45] You got a boss to fight
[01:21.14] Never mind, holy s*** what the f***
[01:22.99] You're screwed
[01:23.84] Just by stepping on the ground he launched you
[01:26.51] And if he had a mouth
[01:29.29] He'd be screaming
[01:30.15] But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the
[01:31.92] Pent up aggression out on.
[01:34.62] He starts to now run
[01:36.44] With his underground undead horsey
[01:39.18] Who glows green with love
[01:40.94] Dive onto saddle.
[01:43.78] Ride into battle.
[01:45.54] Horsey looks mad-dle
[01:47.34] He has horns that'll
[01:49.19] Impale all the demons
[01:50.99] Kill them while he runs
[01:52.75] They'll kill everyone
[01:54.54] Even the trees aren't safe
[01:57.21] The killing has begun
[01:58.13] 1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead.
[02:02.66] Make it rain bones
[02:04.55] Fall like the DOW Jones
[02:06.35] That joke took me hours to write
[02:08.10] Try to hide the green light below,
[02:10.86] Or the giant demon will notice you are following.
[02:15.30] And jump
[02:16.29] Use your throw hand
[02:17.16] Which also glows he must have suspicion
[02:20.78] You'll probably fail this stealth mission
[02:24.37] Who cares your freakin' Death
[02:27.02] Kill everyone
[02:28.82] If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you
[02:32.48] Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you
[02:36.06] Your wings are pointless
[02:38.74] But that scythe is overpowered
[02:40.66] Death should be nerf'd
[02:42.41] Boss shakes the Earth
[02:44.26] Stick the landing where'd his clothes go?
[02:48.78] Now they're even
[02:50.56] Except one has a mouth
[02:55.05] Show off.
[02:56.83] Someone's gonna get a double dose of death.
[03:01.34] Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2
[03:10.30] Death lives
[03:13.98]
[00:03.43] And there was a war in heaven
[00:06.29] Where demon fought against angel
[00:09.85] And angel fought against demon
[00:12.56] In an epic pillow fight
[00:13.41] That lasted all night
[00:15.28] Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep
[00:17.07] And they need it more than most
[00:19.79] Honestly probably wouldn't help
[00:21.51] Block a demon axe
[00:22.40] Angel bumble bee stressed out
[00:24.22] Axe gets pressed out
[00:26.19] Angel takes the rest out
[00:27.96] Golden armour sucks
[00:29.62] The shirtless demon has a higher armour rating with his nipple ring
[00:34.23] But its not high enough
[00:38.75] Death's lack of a mouth
[00:40.50] Led to depression
[00:42.31] And he has a lot of pent up aggression
[00:45.04] Demon take their mouths for granted
[00:47.70] Stab them in the chest switch to two handed
[00:50.44] Eat this with your mouth you freakin demon!
[00:54.02] Giant robot demon smack
[00:55.87] Cut the robot blood is black
[00:56.71] Robot pushed the hero back
[00:58.53] Ready for the big attack
[01:00.32] Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated
[01:03.93] But he doesn't have a mouth so he can't state it
[01:06.61] At least it gets shaded
[01:08.54] Is that a cloud? No
[01:12.18] Launch in slow-mo
[01:14.80] Main guy and some tree trunks
[01:15.79] Travel from left to right
[01:17.58] Hit a wall! Stop!
[01:18.45] You got a boss to fight
[01:21.14] Never mind, holy s*** what the f***
[01:22.99] You're screwed
[01:23.84] Just by stepping on the ground he launched you
[01:26.51] And if he had a mouth
[01:29.29] He'd be screaming
[01:30.15] But he doesn't so he needs something to take some of the
[01:31.92] Pent up aggression out on.
[01:34.62] He starts to now run
[01:36.44] With his underground undead horsey
[01:39.18] Who glows green with love
[01:40.94] Dive onto saddle.
[01:43.78] Ride into battle.
[01:45.54] Horsey looks mad-dle
[01:47.34] He has horns that'll
[01:49.19] Impale all the demons
[01:50.99] Kill them while he runs
[01:52.75] They'll kill everyone
[01:54.54] Even the trees aren't safe
[01:57.21] The killing has begun
[01:58.13] 1, 2, 3 strikes you're dead.
[02:02.66] Make it rain bones
[02:04.55] Fall like the DOW Jones
[02:06.35] That joke took me hours to write
[02:08.10] Try to hide the green light below,
[02:10.86] Or the giant demon will notice you are following.
[02:15.30] And jump
[02:16.29] Use your throw hand
[02:17.16] Which also glows he must have suspicion
[02:20.78] You'll probably fail this stealth mission
[02:24.37] Who cares your freakin' Death
[02:27.02] Kill everyone
[02:28.82] If you stab out one eye he's half as likely to see you
[02:32.48] Cut off his arm he's half as likely to hit you
[02:36.06] Your wings are pointless
[02:38.74] But that scythe is overpowered
[02:40.66] Death should be nerf'd
[02:42.41] Boss shakes the Earth
[02:44.26] Stick the landing where'd his clothes go?
[02:48.78] Now they're even
[02:50.56] Except one has a mouth
[02:55.05] Show off.
[02:56.83] Someone's gonna get a double dose of death.
[03:01.34] Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2
[03:10.30] Death lives
[03:13.98]