Detachable Penis
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โฑ๏ธ 3:23 duration
๐ ID: 1186880
๐ Lyrics
I woke up this morning
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home
When I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out
When I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called some other people from the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
Towards St. Mark's place
Where all those people sell used books
And other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks
But I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But, I don't know
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home
When I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out
When I don't need it
But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called some other people from the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
Towards St. Mark's place
Where all those people sell used books
And other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks
But I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But, I don't know
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:27.15] I woke up this morning
[00:28.44] With a bad hangover
[00:29.38] And my penis was missing again
[00:31.93] This happens all the time
[00:33.42] It's detachable
[00:34.74] This comes in handy a lot of the time
[00:37.50] I can leave it home
[00:39.38] When I think it's going to get me in trouble
[00:40.87] Or I can rent it out
[00:42.82] When I don't need it
[00:43.83] But now and then I go to a party
[00:45.92] Get drunk
[00:47.11] And the next morning I can't for the life of me
[00:50.39] Remember what I did with it.
[00:51.31] First I looked around my apartment
[00:54.03] And I couldn't find it
[00:55.27] So I called up the place where the party was
[00:57.55] They hadn't seen it either
[00:58.82] I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
[01:00.82] Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
[01:03.58] But not this time
[01:05.80] So I told them if it pops up to let me know
[01:08.20] I called some other people from the party
[01:10.43] But they were no help either
[01:12.16] I was starting to get desperate
[01:14.26] I really don't like being without my penis for too long
[01:17.49] It makes me feel like less of a man
[01:19.92] And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
[01:23.78] After a few hours of searching the house
[01:27.28] And calling everyone I could think of
[01:29.76] I was starting to get very depressed
[01:31.53] So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
[01:34.23] Then as I walked down Second Avenue
[01:37.74] Towards St. Mark's place
[01:39.17] Where all those people sell used books
[01:41.55] And other junk on the street
[01:42.99] I saw my penis lying on a blanket
[01:45.48] Next to a broken toaster oven
[01:47.43] Some guy was selling it
[01:48.96] I had to buy it off him
[01:50.80] He wanted 22 bucks
[01:52.37] But I talked him down to 17
[01:54.38] I took it home, washed it off
[01:58.91] And put it back on
[02:00.37] I was happy again
[02:02.50] Complete
[02:03.85] People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
[02:07.54] But, I don't know
[02:09.45] Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
[02:11.97] I like having a detachable penis
[02:16.47]
[00:28.44] With a bad hangover
[00:29.38] And my penis was missing again
[00:31.93] This happens all the time
[00:33.42] It's detachable
[00:34.74] This comes in handy a lot of the time
[00:37.50] I can leave it home
[00:39.38] When I think it's going to get me in trouble
[00:40.87] Or I can rent it out
[00:42.82] When I don't need it
[00:43.83] But now and then I go to a party
[00:45.92] Get drunk
[00:47.11] And the next morning I can't for the life of me
[00:50.39] Remember what I did with it.
[00:51.31] First I looked around my apartment
[00:54.03] And I couldn't find it
[00:55.27] So I called up the place where the party was
[00:57.55] They hadn't seen it either
[00:58.82] I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
[01:00.82] Because for some reason I leave it there sometimes
[01:03.58] But not this time
[01:05.80] So I told them if it pops up to let me know
[01:08.20] I called some other people from the party
[01:10.43] But they were no help either
[01:12.16] I was starting to get desperate
[01:14.26] I really don't like being without my penis for too long
[01:17.49] It makes me feel like less of a man
[01:19.92] And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak
[01:23.78] After a few hours of searching the house
[01:27.28] And calling everyone I could think of
[01:29.76] I was starting to get very depressed
[01:31.53] So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
[01:34.23] Then as I walked down Second Avenue
[01:37.74] Towards St. Mark's place
[01:39.17] Where all those people sell used books
[01:41.55] And other junk on the street
[01:42.99] I saw my penis lying on a blanket
[01:45.48] Next to a broken toaster oven
[01:47.43] Some guy was selling it
[01:48.96] I had to buy it off him
[01:50.80] He wanted 22 bucks
[01:52.37] But I talked him down to 17
[01:54.38] I took it home, washed it off
[01:58.91] And put it back on
[02:00.37] I was happy again
[02:02.50] Complete
[02:03.85] People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
[02:07.54] But, I don't know
[02:09.45] Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
[02:11.97] I like having a detachable penis
[02:16.47]