Eatin' Pussy/Kickin' Ass (Remastered 2020)

Friday night I just got off work
My boss man is such a jerk
So after work I went to his house
Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass
Eatin' pussy
And kickin' ass
Monday morning I got laid off
So I celebrated with some alcohol
Standing in the unemployment line
I see this young girls' bush and said,
It's breakfast time
Security guard said, you can't do that here
So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer
Girl at the counter said, Do you want a job?
And I said, Okay, and then I ate her pussy
Eatin' pussy
And kickin' ass
Pussy in the morning
Pussy in the night
I eat a lot of pussy
Then I get into a fight
Thursday night I was feelin' pretty great
I's walkin' past the honky tonks on Broadway
I see this young girl, she smilin' at me
So I took her back to my place and I paid the fee
Took off her skirt I knew that somethin' was wrong
Where there was s'posed to be a pussy this girl had a dong
I was bored and since I'd paid anyway
I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass
Suckin' dick
And kickin' ass
Eatin' pussy suckin' dick
And kickin' ass