Stuck in the Lidl with You

Well I don't know why I've come here tonight
Cos' all the stuff they're selling here is shite
They've got some Pâté but they're calling it Pate
And all the bread's at least a week out of date
Chains to the left of me clothes pegs to the right

Here I am
Stuck in the Lidl with you
Yes I'm stuck in the Lidl with you
And I don't know what the fuck I should do

There's a gorilla with a smile on his face
Following me round all over the place
Chains to the left of me clothes pegs to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the Lidl with you

Well I'd like to go to Waitrose cos the range in there is rather nice
Ooh sundried tomatoes and al 'sorts
But a' lass says we're not going she says
"'as tha seen the fuckin price!?"
The pri i i i i i ice
The pri i i i i i ice
Ooh!

Well I'm trying to make some sense of it all
There's either on till open or none on at all
And that lasses jaw is permanently slack
She's sitting there with her hair all scraped back
Chains to the left of me clothes pegs to the right

Here I am
Stuck in the Lidl with you

Well I'd like to go to Waitrose cos the range in there is rather nice
Ooh they've got some lovely Feta
But a' lass says we're not going she says
"as tha seen tha fuckin price!?"
The pri i i i i i ice
The pri i i i i i ice
Ooh!

Well I don't know why I've come here tonight
Cos' all the stuff they're selling here is shite
They've got some Pâté but they're calling it Pate
And all the bread's at least a week out of date
Chains to the left of me clothes pegs to the right

Here I am
Stuck in the Lidl with you
Yes I'm stuck in the Lidl with you

Here I am
Stuck in the Lidl with you

Stuck in the Lidl with you