Captain Lou's History of Music

[00:01.84] "Hey!
[00:03.92] Captain
[00:07.15] you go!
[00:10.29] Hey!"
[00:11.25] "You know, George, it all started back before the beginning of time
[00:14.65] When the windy wind blew through the trees
[00:16.84] And banged against the rocks, creating a beat!
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[00:22.18] Natives, Indians, and visitors would long for that sound
[00:27.07] Until one day, George, Lanito Basqueeps Albano
[00:32.51] Picked up a big stick and hit a dirt pocket, got it George?
[00:39.05] The sound so moved Lanito that he called that sound a beat, a drum
[00:44.31] Do you hear my, George? A drum!
[00:46.37] And it sounds like this
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[00:48.85] Ah, music to my ears
[00:53.54] And the natives were chanting
[00:55.44] 'Toya toya mingo solo
[00:59.09] Toya toya mingo solo'
[01:02.18] Which means, 'Turn down turn down me want solo'
[01:05.99] And the neighbors were complaining because of the noise
[01:08.77] So right from the beginning, rock had a bad name
[01:11.70] The neighbors complained, they moved, the new neighbors complained
[01:15.54] It was almost like being on tour, George
[01:17.90] 'til finally they moved to the beach
[01:19.83] And that was the first beach band
[01:22.25] Led by the great Captain Lou Kahuna Albano
[01:25.01] So I started everything, George!"
[01:28.62] ♪♪♪
[01:34.24] Some say that I'm not wrapped too tight
[01:36.81] Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
[01:40.06] But when I'm on the scene, everything's alright
[01:42.73] Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
[01:46.34] I'm the man of a thousand faces
[01:49.12] I know we'll be goin' places (Hey!)
[01:52.25] I'm going to be your guiding light
[01:54.67] Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
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[02:01.10] Hey don't worry 'cause I figured it
[02:03.59] Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
[02:06.92] And I got teeth like Rin Tin Tin
[02:09.53] Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
[02:13.02] I'm the man of a thousand faces
[02:15.91] I know we'll be goin' places (Hey!)
[02:18.98] I'm going to be your guiding light
[02:21.54] Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
[02:24.56] Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
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[02:51.57] I'm the man of a thousand faces
[02:54.45] I know we'll be goin' places (Hey!)
[02:57.51] I'm going to be your guiding light
[03:00.06] Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
[03:03.12] Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
[03:06.09] Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
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[03:09.25] "Captain is happening baby
[03:11.17] Play this record again brother play it over and over
[03:13.30] This is the rock and wrestling connection
[03:15.59] Captain Lou Albano took music and made it what it is today
[03:18.75] What I did for wrestling, I can do for rock and roll
[03:21.91] Took it from an A to a Minor C, and C sharp
[03:24.30] Made it what it is
[03:25.49] Now listen George
[03:26.46] No George don't eat the microphone George no food
[03:29.07] I'm the kingdom of rock and roll
[03:30.84] I'll be addressing 15 tag team champions..."
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[03:34.01] "I am impressed, the history of rock and roll with Captain Lou Albano what about you, Vince?"
[03:37.21] "Well that man can sing as well as eat"
[03:39.50] "I'll tell you what, it didn't sound to me like he was strumming the rubber bands
[03:42.99] it sounded like he was chewing on 'em"
[03:45.19] "I'll tell you I was impressed, give me a break, Jesse"
[03:48.06] "Give you a break? Who could produce something like that?"
[03:51.51] "Wait a minute I believe I've got it here on pap -- Vince McMahon
[03:54.11] Who is this?"
[03:54.35] "Uh, Mona. Flambé."
[03:58.52] "Mona Flamboyant produced that?"
[04:02.14] "No, but speaking of flamboyant, that takes us to our next artist..."
[04:04.98] "And it's gonna be, the heavyweight champion of the world
[04:07.48] the group, the World Wrestling Federation All Stars
[04:09.86] here it is: Hulk Hogan's Theme coming up"
[04:13.01] "Yuck! Bleck!"
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