Caine vs Alastor (feat. Jeesh & LongestSoloEver)
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β±οΈ 3:24 duration
π ID: 11947089
π Lyrics
(Well, well!) Welcome to the global network
Where I'm from, we dispose of errors
That are just like him his old soul is severed
While we're breaking records, he's a broken record
Seven years with his head in the dirt
He's the Radio Demon and barely gets heard
So, what's the name for our new companion?
He could be Caine, he got sonnΠ΅d by Adam! (my, my!)
You try to hide your past but I can see through (Right through)
All the scars behind your laugh, I know thΠ΅ real truth (ah!)
Before you trap other souls inside your deal rules
Maybe you should ask your owner to let your leash loose! (oh!)
I'm on air and gravity's a choice!
When he's on air, he's trapped between the noise!
But don't you worry, he won't be our main act
We all know he's powerless when Caine snaps
You look a bit jittery, lay off the JavaScript!
How many times can you glitch as a party trick? (hmm)
If your fans aren't in Hell for liking your show
They certainly are for the art of it! (haha!)
We've no vacancy
For another "Ah, what if this show for kids made you scream?!" (Ah!)
There's a place the street across that you know well
Take him to the Hazbin-Done-Before Hotel! (hmm)
I don't even really see what the fuss is!
Your pilot gave us 25 minutes of nothing!
But YouTube is flooded with more rip-offs and hoodwinks
Guess your bootlegs made a bigger digital footprint! (la-la, la-la-la)
Truth is, you're a bad boss
And your hack job establishment might be fucked!
Because you were given a sandbox
And yet, everybody in it wants to bite the dust!
Your world is sloppy code with bad graphics!
If I made that, I'd want myself abstracted
Nobody wants to stay inside of your domain
It's like your guests got web trafficked!
I know being on camera's not your forte
Deer in the spotlight was caught in 4K! (oh no!)
Now you're dead, hunting for your next job
And for your resume, you've already got a headshot! (haha!)
Now introducing Pomni and Jax!
Uh, I don't think I can rap? Just beat him up, What?
What's a few broken bones to him? He's used to replacing the cast
You're a bellhop with a Karen bob, Alastor
So, please hold the door while I speak to your manager!
Because you can't run ads, you've had your chance
But you couldn't sell Angel Dust a bag of crack (Can I get some?)
For a killer, you're very attached to a dead industry
But you know how it goes: "Video killed the radio star!"
"And digital killed them both!" (Both, both, both, both-bo-!)
Listen close, you worthless scum
If you don't shut your fucking gums
I'll soon remove and cut that tongue
And pull each tooth out one by one
I'll have the appendages severed
The rest of the meat that is left on your body peeled
Cooked medium-rare and presenting your guests
With their first proper meal, You understand? (go!)
I'll put your tent under maintenance
And you in a lifelong sentence of braces
All for this high tech, Who would choose it?
You're the proof that A.I is ruining music!
Used Candyland for your cruel amusement (Foolish!)
You can't sugarcoat what you do to humans
Maybe I'll move our hotel near your chaos
'Cause everything will become hell if you stay god!
Where I'm from, we dispose of errors
That are just like him his old soul is severed
While we're breaking records, he's a broken record
Seven years with his head in the dirt
He's the Radio Demon and barely gets heard
So, what's the name for our new companion?
He could be Caine, he got sonnΠ΅d by Adam! (my, my!)
You try to hide your past but I can see through (Right through)
All the scars behind your laugh, I know thΠ΅ real truth (ah!)
Before you trap other souls inside your deal rules
Maybe you should ask your owner to let your leash loose! (oh!)
I'm on air and gravity's a choice!
When he's on air, he's trapped between the noise!
But don't you worry, he won't be our main act
We all know he's powerless when Caine snaps
You look a bit jittery, lay off the JavaScript!
How many times can you glitch as a party trick? (hmm)
If your fans aren't in Hell for liking your show
They certainly are for the art of it! (haha!)
We've no vacancy
For another "Ah, what if this show for kids made you scream?!" (Ah!)
There's a place the street across that you know well
Take him to the Hazbin-Done-Before Hotel! (hmm)
I don't even really see what the fuss is!
Your pilot gave us 25 minutes of nothing!
But YouTube is flooded with more rip-offs and hoodwinks
Guess your bootlegs made a bigger digital footprint! (la-la, la-la-la)
Truth is, you're a bad boss
And your hack job establishment might be fucked!
Because you were given a sandbox
And yet, everybody in it wants to bite the dust!
Your world is sloppy code with bad graphics!
If I made that, I'd want myself abstracted
Nobody wants to stay inside of your domain
It's like your guests got web trafficked!
I know being on camera's not your forte
Deer in the spotlight was caught in 4K! (oh no!)
Now you're dead, hunting for your next job
And for your resume, you've already got a headshot! (haha!)
Now introducing Pomni and Jax!
Uh, I don't think I can rap? Just beat him up, What?
What's a few broken bones to him? He's used to replacing the cast
You're a bellhop with a Karen bob, Alastor
So, please hold the door while I speak to your manager!
Because you can't run ads, you've had your chance
But you couldn't sell Angel Dust a bag of crack (Can I get some?)
For a killer, you're very attached to a dead industry
But you know how it goes: "Video killed the radio star!"
"And digital killed them both!" (Both, both, both, both-bo-!)
Listen close, you worthless scum
If you don't shut your fucking gums
I'll soon remove and cut that tongue
And pull each tooth out one by one
I'll have the appendages severed
The rest of the meat that is left on your body peeled
Cooked medium-rare and presenting your guests
With their first proper meal, You understand? (go!)
I'll put your tent under maintenance
And you in a lifelong sentence of braces
All for this high tech, Who would choose it?
You're the proof that A.I is ruining music!
Used Candyland for your cruel amusement (Foolish!)
You can't sugarcoat what you do to humans
Maybe I'll move our hotel near your chaos
'Cause everything will become hell if you stay god!
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.43] (Well, well!) Welcome to the global network
[00:17.78] Where I'm from, we dispose of errors
[00:19.55] That are just like him his old soul is severed
[00:21.64] While we're breaking records, he's a broken record
[00:23.98] Seven years with his head in the dirt
[00:25.47] He's the Radio Demon and barely gets heard
[00:27.46] So, what's the name for our new companion?
[00:29.56] He could be Caine, he got sonnΠ΅d by Adam! (my, my!)
[00:32.16] You try to hide your past but I can see through (Right through)
[00:33.96] All the scars behind your laugh, I know thΠ΅ real truth (ah!)
[00:35.76] Before you trap other souls inside your deal rules
[00:37.73] Maybe you should ask your owner to let your leash loose! (oh!)
[00:39.60] I'm on air and gravity's a choice!
[00:41.63] When he's on air, he's trapped between the noise!
[00:43.45] But don't you worry, he won't be our main act
[00:45.44] We all know he's powerless when Caine snaps
[00:47.28] You look a bit jittery, lay off the JavaScript!
[00:49.34] How many times can you glitch as a party trick? (hmm)
[00:51.63] If your fans aren't in Hell for liking your show
[00:54.04] They certainly are for the art of it! (haha!)
[00:55.50] We've no vacancy
[00:56.58] For another "Ah, what if this show for kids made you scream?!" (Ah!)
[00:59.17] There's a place the street across that you know well
[01:01.23] Take him to the Hazbin-Done-Before Hotel! (hmm)
[01:03.74] I don't even really see what the fuss is!
[01:05.32] Your pilot gave us 25 minutes of nothing!
[01:07.32] But YouTube is flooded with more rip-offs and hoodwinks
[01:09.20] Guess your bootlegs made a bigger digital footprint! (la-la, la-la-la)
[01:11.42] Truth is, you're a bad boss
[01:12.73] And your hack job establishment might be fucked!
[01:15.07] Because you were given a sandbox
[01:16.86] And yet, everybody in it wants to bite the dust!
[01:19.13] Your world is sloppy code with bad graphics!
[01:21.22] If I made that, I'd want myself abstracted
[01:23.08] Nobody wants to stay inside of your domain
[01:25.09] It's like your guests got web trafficked!
[01:26.81] I know being on camera's not your forte
[01:28.93] Deer in the spotlight was caught in 4K! (oh no!)
[01:31.56] Now you're dead, hunting for your next job
[01:33.06] And for your resume, you've already got a headshot! (haha!)
[01:35.39] Now introducing Pomni and Jax!
[01:37.12] Uh, I don't think I can rap? Just beat him up, What?
[01:39.99] What's a few broken bones to him? He's used to replacing the cast
[01:42.79] You're a bellhop with a Karen bob, Alastor
[01:44.86] So, please hold the door while I speak to your manager!
[01:46.94] Because you can't run ads, you've had your chance
[01:48.73] But you couldn't sell Angel Dust a bag of crack (Can I get some?)
[01:51.24] For a killer, you're very attached to a dead industry
[01:53.87] But you know how it goes: "Video killed the radio star!"
[01:56.95] "And digital killed them both!" (Both, both, both, both-bo-!)
[02:01.09] Listen close, you worthless scum
[02:02.89] If you don't shut your fucking gums
[02:04.83] I'll soon remove and cut that tongue
[02:06.96] And pull each tooth out one by one
[02:08.90] I'll have the appendages severed
[02:10.87] The rest of the meat that is left on your body peeled
[02:13.69] Cooked medium-rare and presenting your guests
[02:16.21] With their first proper meal, You understand? (go!)
[02:20.37] I'll put your tent under maintenance
[02:21.50] And you in a lifelong sentence of braces
[02:23.86] All for this high tech, Who would choose it?
[02:25.44] You're the proof that A.I is ruining music!
[02:27.55] Used Candyland for your cruel amusement (Foolish!)
[02:29.57] You can't sugarcoat what you do to humans
[02:31.68] Maybe I'll move our hotel near your chaos
[02:33.44] 'Cause everything will become hell if you stay god!
[02:37.27]
[00:17.78] Where I'm from, we dispose of errors
[00:19.55] That are just like him his old soul is severed
[00:21.64] While we're breaking records, he's a broken record
[00:23.98] Seven years with his head in the dirt
[00:25.47] He's the Radio Demon and barely gets heard
[00:27.46] So, what's the name for our new companion?
[00:29.56] He could be Caine, he got sonnΠ΅d by Adam! (my, my!)
[00:32.16] You try to hide your past but I can see through (Right through)
[00:33.96] All the scars behind your laugh, I know thΠ΅ real truth (ah!)
[00:35.76] Before you trap other souls inside your deal rules
[00:37.73] Maybe you should ask your owner to let your leash loose! (oh!)
[00:39.60] I'm on air and gravity's a choice!
[00:41.63] When he's on air, he's trapped between the noise!
[00:43.45] But don't you worry, he won't be our main act
[00:45.44] We all know he's powerless when Caine snaps
[00:47.28] You look a bit jittery, lay off the JavaScript!
[00:49.34] How many times can you glitch as a party trick? (hmm)
[00:51.63] If your fans aren't in Hell for liking your show
[00:54.04] They certainly are for the art of it! (haha!)
[00:55.50] We've no vacancy
[00:56.58] For another "Ah, what if this show for kids made you scream?!" (Ah!)
[00:59.17] There's a place the street across that you know well
[01:01.23] Take him to the Hazbin-Done-Before Hotel! (hmm)
[01:03.74] I don't even really see what the fuss is!
[01:05.32] Your pilot gave us 25 minutes of nothing!
[01:07.32] But YouTube is flooded with more rip-offs and hoodwinks
[01:09.20] Guess your bootlegs made a bigger digital footprint! (la-la, la-la-la)
[01:11.42] Truth is, you're a bad boss
[01:12.73] And your hack job establishment might be fucked!
[01:15.07] Because you were given a sandbox
[01:16.86] And yet, everybody in it wants to bite the dust!
[01:19.13] Your world is sloppy code with bad graphics!
[01:21.22] If I made that, I'd want myself abstracted
[01:23.08] Nobody wants to stay inside of your domain
[01:25.09] It's like your guests got web trafficked!
[01:26.81] I know being on camera's not your forte
[01:28.93] Deer in the spotlight was caught in 4K! (oh no!)
[01:31.56] Now you're dead, hunting for your next job
[01:33.06] And for your resume, you've already got a headshot! (haha!)
[01:35.39] Now introducing Pomni and Jax!
[01:37.12] Uh, I don't think I can rap? Just beat him up, What?
[01:39.99] What's a few broken bones to him? He's used to replacing the cast
[01:42.79] You're a bellhop with a Karen bob, Alastor
[01:44.86] So, please hold the door while I speak to your manager!
[01:46.94] Because you can't run ads, you've had your chance
[01:48.73] But you couldn't sell Angel Dust a bag of crack (Can I get some?)
[01:51.24] For a killer, you're very attached to a dead industry
[01:53.87] But you know how it goes: "Video killed the radio star!"
[01:56.95] "And digital killed them both!" (Both, both, both, both-bo-!)
[02:01.09] Listen close, you worthless scum
[02:02.89] If you don't shut your fucking gums
[02:04.83] I'll soon remove and cut that tongue
[02:06.96] And pull each tooth out one by one
[02:08.90] I'll have the appendages severed
[02:10.87] The rest of the meat that is left on your body peeled
[02:13.69] Cooked medium-rare and presenting your guests
[02:16.21] With their first proper meal, You understand? (go!)
[02:20.37] I'll put your tent under maintenance
[02:21.50] And you in a lifelong sentence of braces
[02:23.86] All for this high tech, Who would choose it?
[02:25.44] You're the proof that A.I is ruining music!
[02:27.55] Used Candyland for your cruel amusement (Foolish!)
[02:29.57] You can't sugarcoat what you do to humans
[02:31.68] Maybe I'll move our hotel near your chaos
[02:33.44] 'Cause everything will become hell if you stay god!
[02:37.27]