Dinner Date

I had the lamest date to the daddy-daughter dance
Maybe that's why I don't like to fucking slow-dance
and my mom said don't buy vegetables
they won't last
well she's right because our friendship is in the past
and I'm going through these phases of people and places
and the turkey is tasty, just like the shit that you're talking
so you know I had to shoot that dog
because everyone's family when you're in a hospital
and you know I'm scared
like a 3rd grader on a triple dog dare
and I'm going through these phases of people and places
of people!
and the turkey is tasty, just like the shit that you're talking
and maybe if you took me out to dinner
I would like anything for another year