Flash, Bang, Wallop
๐ต 2011 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:22 duration
๐ ID: 11965331
๐ Lyrics
All lined up in a wedding group
'Ere we are for a photograph
We're all dressed up in a morning suit
All trying hard not to laugh
Since the early caveman in his fur
Took a trip to Gretna Green
There's always been a photographer
To record the 'appy scene
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam'ly album
The same thing 'appened long ago
When man was in his prime
And what went on we only know
From the snaps he took at the time
When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit decided to get wed
As Adam was about to taste the fruit
The man with the cam'ra said
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old Eve, there with nothing on
Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam'ly album
You've read it in a folio
Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
How Juliet fell for Romeo
In the merry month of May
And as 'e climbed the orchard wall to reach 'is lady fair
As he tumbled, she began to bawl
As he travelled through the air
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam'ly album
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam'ly album
Stick it in your fam'ly
Stick it in your fam'ly
Stick it in your fam'ly album
'Ere we are for a photograph
We're all dressed up in a morning suit
All trying hard not to laugh
Since the early caveman in his fur
Took a trip to Gretna Green
There's always been a photographer
To record the 'appy scene
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam'ly album
The same thing 'appened long ago
When man was in his prime
And what went on we only know
From the snaps he took at the time
When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit decided to get wed
As Adam was about to taste the fruit
The man with the cam'ra said
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old Eve, there with nothing on
Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam'ly album
You've read it in a folio
Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
How Juliet fell for Romeo
In the merry month of May
And as 'e climbed the orchard wall to reach 'is lady fair
As he tumbled, she began to bawl
As he travelled through the air
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam'ly album
'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam'ly album
Stick it in your fam'ly
Stick it in your fam'ly
Stick it in your fam'ly album
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.27] All lined up in a wedding group
[00:05.86] 'Ere we are for a photograph
[00:07.84] We're all dressed up in a morning suit
[00:09.77] All trying hard not to laugh
[00:11.51] Since the early caveman in his fur
[00:13.56] Took a trip to Gretna Green
[00:15.68] There's always been a photographer
[00:17.56] To record the 'appy scene
[00:21.65] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[00:24.03] What a picture, what a photograph
[00:25.74] Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
[00:27.70] Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
[00:29.48] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[00:31.64] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[00:33.90] What a picture, what a picture
[00:35.53] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[00:37.49] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[00:41.21] The same thing 'appened long ago
[00:43.16] When man was in his prime
[00:45.25] And what went on we only know
[00:47.16] From the snaps he took at the time
[00:49.12] When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit decided to get wed
[00:53.05] As Adam was about to taste the fruit
[00:55.13] The man with the cam'ra said
[00:59.12] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[01:01.54] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:03.20] Poor old Eve, there with nothing on
[01:05.20] Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone
[01:07.01] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[01:09.12] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[01:11.43] What a picture, what a picture
[01:13.19] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[01:14.98] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[01:18.87] You've read it in a folio
[01:20.75] Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
[01:22.70] How Juliet fell for Romeo
[01:24.63] In the merry month of May
[01:26.64] And as 'e climbed the orchard wall to reach 'is lady fair
[01:30.56] As he tumbled, she began to bawl
[01:32.69] As he travelled through the air
[01:36.88] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[01:39.10] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:40.89] Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
[01:42.76] Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
[01:44.54] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[01:46.79] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[01:48.99] What a picture, what a picture
[01:50.73] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[01:52.50] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[01:54.76] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[01:56.59] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:58.57] Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
[02:00.59] Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
[02:02.34] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[02:04.50] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[02:06.71] What a picture, what a picture
[02:08.59] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[02:10.41] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[02:12.43] Stick it in your fam'ly
[02:13.40] Stick it in your fam'ly
[02:14.53] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[02:16.39]
[00:05.86] 'Ere we are for a photograph
[00:07.84] We're all dressed up in a morning suit
[00:09.77] All trying hard not to laugh
[00:11.51] Since the early caveman in his fur
[00:13.56] Took a trip to Gretna Green
[00:15.68] There's always been a photographer
[00:17.56] To record the 'appy scene
[00:21.65] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[00:24.03] What a picture, what a photograph
[00:25.74] Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
[00:27.70] Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
[00:29.48] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[00:31.64] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[00:33.90] What a picture, what a picture
[00:35.53] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[00:37.49] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[00:41.21] The same thing 'appened long ago
[00:43.16] When man was in his prime
[00:45.25] And what went on we only know
[00:47.16] From the snaps he took at the time
[00:49.12] When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit decided to get wed
[00:53.05] As Adam was about to taste the fruit
[00:55.13] The man with the cam'ra said
[00:59.12] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[01:01.54] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:03.20] Poor old Eve, there with nothing on
[01:05.20] Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone
[01:07.01] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[01:09.12] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[01:11.43] What a picture, what a picture
[01:13.19] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[01:14.98] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[01:18.87] You've read it in a folio
[01:20.75] Or seen it in a Shakespeare play
[01:22.70] How Juliet fell for Romeo
[01:24.63] In the merry month of May
[01:26.64] And as 'e climbed the orchard wall to reach 'is lady fair
[01:30.56] As he tumbled, she began to bawl
[01:32.69] As he travelled through the air
[01:36.88] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[01:39.10] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:40.89] Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
[01:42.76] Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
[01:44.54] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[01:46.79] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[01:48.99] What a picture, what a picture
[01:50.73] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[01:52.50] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[01:54.76] 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
[01:56.59] What a picture, what a photograph
[01:58.57] Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent
[02:00.59] Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent
[02:02.34] Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet
[02:04.50] Bangin' on the big bass drum
[02:06.71] What a picture, what a picture
[02:08.59] Um-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum
[02:10.41] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[02:12.43] Stick it in your fam'ly
[02:13.40] Stick it in your fam'ly
[02:14.53] Stick it in your fam'ly album
[02:16.39]