What Exactly Is It That You Do All Day?

The memories jump cut inside of my head
I'm losing the thread
Guess I'll go back to bed
(And maybe watch some daytime TV)

I'm over the hump but I heard what you said
You'd sooner be dead
Than to say I'd be wed
(At least to a doofus like me)

And now I'm living la vida moccachino
Even broke up a habit or two
But I've been reading those self-help magazines
Though you took quite a few
So now how about you

Tell me, what exactly is it that you do all day?
I got friends who tell me you've been doing okay
But what exactly is it that you're doing all day?
If you're not
(If you're not, if you're not)
Missing me

Remember last summer, you tossed the romaine
I poured the Champagne
Knowing you'd miss your train
(Maybe stay for the night)

Your boyfriend, the drummer, the Fountains of Wayne
And doing cocaine
And your oldest friend Jane
(Shit just wasn't right)

Then you moved in to my Green Point apartment
And doubled your daily commute
You put your books on my shelf
And hung your art
Got a basket of fruit
Then you bought me a suit

Tell me, what exactly is it that you do all day?
I got friends who tell me you've been doing okay
But what exactly is it that you're doing all day?
If you're not
(If you're not, if you're not)
Missing me

You wanted love among the ruins
The Stanley Cup from a bust in ruins
I wanted nothing more than you
And your "Impeach George Bush"-
(Tattoo)

And now I'm living la vida moccachino
See, I broke up a habit or two
You know I always keep calm, and carry on
Like you taught me to do
So now how about you

Tell me, what exactly is it that you do all day?
I got friends who tell me you've been doing okay
But what exactly is it that you're doing all day?
If you're not
(If you're not, if you're not)
What exactly is it that you do all day?
I got friends who tell me you've been doing okay
But what exactly is it that you're doing all day?
If you're not
(If you're not, if you're not)
Missing me