Don't Be a Douchebag

[00:00.93] Oh my god, girl, check out this guy
[00:02.91] I mean like does he have enough gel in his hair?
[00:05.77] And nice T shirt
[00:06.82] And the sunglasses, c'mon, in a club?
[00:09.03] I'm so over it, what a douchebag
[00:27.13] Check your T shirt before you leave your house
[00:30.98] Does it really fit or would it fit on Minnie Mouse?
[00:34.65] Hand for the gel to make your hair all spiky
[00:38.60] Then you're looking in the mirror like, "Why don't these girls like me?"
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[00:59.87] If it's winter in the Chi, you shouldn't be tan
[01:03.68] Unless you're Asian, Puerto Rican, black, or Mexican
[01:07.48] Ed hardy hat, bro, you're over 30
[01:11.31] This is just a warning or you'll end up on the dirty
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[02:04.46] You think it's only guys but you girls are guilty, too
[02:07.41] That Louis bag is fake, I bet my life your breasts are, too
[02:10.94] Bleached blond hair and a super kissy face
[02:15.22] I've seen that chick in person, she looks better on MySpace
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