Arsehole

What an arsehole
what a fucking wanker
what a toss pot, a toe rag, a fart in a jar.

I've been dreaming
a dream that keeps recurring
I turn the corner, you're there,
it turns into a nightmare, I wake with a shout.

I'm an arsehole
I'm a fucking wanker
'cause I can't get the grips with what the fuck you're about.

We're all arseholes
we're a bunch of wankers
we're a bunch of toss pots (Bastard!
) toe rags (Fuckwhits!) farts in a jar

We're all arseholes
we're a bunch of wankers
we're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!
) toe rags (Gobshites!) farts in a jar

We're all arseholes
we're a bunch of wankers
we're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!
) toe rags (Wetwipes!) farts in a jar

We're all arseholes
we're a bunch of wankers
we're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!
) toe rags (Gobshites!) farts in a jar

We're all arseholes
we're a bunch of wankers
we're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!
) toe rags (Gobshites!) farts in a jar

Duncan Redmonds, Ah-Sun Laurent Wong