The Rascal Is Back

Well howdy, y'all
Did ya miss me?
Go on and say I told you so
Yeah now I know the straight life is a no go
I was wrong
I tried to get domesticated
But yesterday I finally couldn't take it
And I was gone!

I probably shoulda told my wife
But the minute I saw the light

I just dug out my boots and threw out the fanny pack
Sold the van and got my old Harley back
Cranked up the bike and flew out the cul-de-sac
Straight to the nearest bar
Got so drunk I's singing like a maniac
Smoked so much I 'bout had a heart attack
So it's a fact... the rascal is back

Wooh, wooh, wooh

It got bad
Ain't gonna lie
I dressed up in a suit and tie
Pulled out the driveway seven forty five
Yeah, in the morning!
She started having baby fever
She made me trade my Harley for a Kia
Oh, help me Lord!

I saw my reflection in the minivan
And thought this ain't who I am

So I dug out my boots and threw out the fanny pack
Sold the van and got my old Harley back
Cranked up the bike and flew out the cul-de-sac
Straight to the nearest bar
Got so drunk I's singing like a maniac
Smoked so much I 'bout had a heart attack
I woke up in someone's yard... the rascal is back

Wooh...

It's crossed my mind that I'm a fool
For leaving all I had
But then I think about a beer
And boy I sure am glad... that I

Dug out my boots and threw out the fanny pack
Sold the van and got my old Harley back
Cranked up the bike and flew out the cul-de-sac
Got so drunk I's singing like a maniac
Smoked so much I 'bout had a heart attack
So hang on to your hats... the rascal is back