We Were Never Actually Together (Parody of Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together")
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โฑ๏ธ 2:14 duration
๐ ID: 11996393
๐ Lyrics
I got dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal
last year
So I bought this hipster voodoo doll
with a beard
I'm stabbing him right in his Gyllenballs
Still he won't return my calls Why?
I'm calling just to say that I've moved on
With my life
This'll be the last time that I call
Tonight
Do you mind If I sleep on your lawn
I say I love you . We hates him. the precious, Smeagol
Ooooh One side of me gets the hint but
PHPHHHHTPHHHPHHHT
This side is ogidy ogidy ogidy
We were never ever ever actually together
Sweetie remember member member
smoking crack together
We ate chalk
and did bath salts
and had sex with a tree
Um We have never ever done any of that together
Like, we sort of did. My stuffed animals totally remember it.
Yeah, I remember that. Me too.
I swallowed a whole bottle of these pills
Flintstones
These voices in my head feel like a drill
Gollum
He's telling me that we have to kill
your mom, but I can't seem to trigger this bomb. Darn
MMMMMMMMM
I can't hear you through the gag
Ohhhhhh looks like, I just needed new batteries
She can never ever ever be put back together
Now he will never ever ever give me back my sweater
I've moved on and soon I'm gonna be a Kennedy Yippee!
Their family curse gets worse and worse with every century
They got shot, his plane got lost
and this ones dating me.
If he ever dumped me ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER
He will be dismembered
My precious
last year
So I bought this hipster voodoo doll
with a beard
I'm stabbing him right in his Gyllenballs
Still he won't return my calls Why?
I'm calling just to say that I've moved on
With my life
This'll be the last time that I call
Tonight
Do you mind If I sleep on your lawn
I say I love you . We hates him. the precious, Smeagol
Ooooh One side of me gets the hint but
PHPHHHHTPHHHPHHHT
This side is ogidy ogidy ogidy
We were never ever ever actually together
Sweetie remember member member
smoking crack together
We ate chalk
and did bath salts
and had sex with a tree
Um We have never ever done any of that together
Like, we sort of did. My stuffed animals totally remember it.
Yeah, I remember that. Me too.
I swallowed a whole bottle of these pills
Flintstones
These voices in my head feel like a drill
Gollum
He's telling me that we have to kill
your mom, but I can't seem to trigger this bomb. Darn
MMMMMMMMM
I can't hear you through the gag
Ohhhhhh looks like, I just needed new batteries
She can never ever ever be put back together
Now he will never ever ever give me back my sweater
I've moved on and soon I'm gonna be a Kennedy Yippee!
Their family curse gets worse and worse with every century
They got shot, his plane got lost
and this ones dating me.
If he ever dumped me ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER
He will be dismembered
My precious
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.53] I got dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal
[00:07.44] last year
[00:08.36] So I bought this hipster voodoo doll
[00:09.99] with a beard
[00:10.78] I'm stabbing him right in his Gyllenballs
[00:13.00] Still he won't return my calls Why?
[00:16.69] I'm calling just to say that I've moved on
[00:18.57] With my life
[00:19.35] This'll be the last time that I call
[00:21.29] Tonight
[00:22.19] Do you mind If I sleep on your lawn
[00:23.93] I say I love you . We hates him. the precious, Smeagol
[00:27.70] Ooooh One side of me gets the hint but
[00:33.26] PHPHHHHTPHHHPHHHT
[00:35.89] This side is ogidy ogidy ogidy
[00:39.17] We were never ever ever actually together
[00:44.59] Sweetie remember member member
[00:48.24] smoking crack together
[00:50.10] We ate chalk
[00:51.11] and did bath salts
[00:52.79] and had sex with a tree
[00:55.01] Um We have never ever done any of that together
[01:01.12] Like, we sort of did. My stuffed animals totally remember it.
[01:04.90] Yeah, I remember that. Me too.
[01:06.83] I swallowed a whole bottle of these pills
[01:08.65] Flintstones
[01:09.50] These voices in my head feel like a drill
[01:11.42] Gollum
[01:12.32] He's telling me that we have to kill
[01:14.26] your mom, but I can't seem to trigger this bomb. Darn
[01:17.92] MMMMMMMMM
[01:20.56] I can't hear you through the gag
[01:23.30] Ohhhhhh looks like, I just needed new batteries
[01:29.19] She can never ever ever be put back together
[01:34.35] Now he will never ever ever give me back my sweater
[01:40.18] I've moved on and soon I'm gonna be a Kennedy Yippee!
[01:45.69] Their family curse gets worse and worse with every century
[01:50.95] They got shot, his plane got lost
[01:53.74] and this ones dating me.
[01:56.34] If he ever dumped me ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER
[02:05.34] He will be dismembered
[02:06.74] My precious
[02:07.29]
[00:07.44] last year
[00:08.36] So I bought this hipster voodoo doll
[00:09.99] with a beard
[00:10.78] I'm stabbing him right in his Gyllenballs
[00:13.00] Still he won't return my calls Why?
[00:16.69] I'm calling just to say that I've moved on
[00:18.57] With my life
[00:19.35] This'll be the last time that I call
[00:21.29] Tonight
[00:22.19] Do you mind If I sleep on your lawn
[00:23.93] I say I love you . We hates him. the precious, Smeagol
[00:27.70] Ooooh One side of me gets the hint but
[00:33.26] PHPHHHHTPHHHPHHHT
[00:35.89] This side is ogidy ogidy ogidy
[00:39.17] We were never ever ever actually together
[00:44.59] Sweetie remember member member
[00:48.24] smoking crack together
[00:50.10] We ate chalk
[00:51.11] and did bath salts
[00:52.79] and had sex with a tree
[00:55.01] Um We have never ever done any of that together
[01:01.12] Like, we sort of did. My stuffed animals totally remember it.
[01:04.90] Yeah, I remember that. Me too.
[01:06.83] I swallowed a whole bottle of these pills
[01:08.65] Flintstones
[01:09.50] These voices in my head feel like a drill
[01:11.42] Gollum
[01:12.32] He's telling me that we have to kill
[01:14.26] your mom, but I can't seem to trigger this bomb. Darn
[01:17.92] MMMMMMMMM
[01:20.56] I can't hear you through the gag
[01:23.30] Ohhhhhh looks like, I just needed new batteries
[01:29.19] She can never ever ever be put back together
[01:34.35] Now he will never ever ever give me back my sweater
[01:40.18] I've moved on and soon I'm gonna be a Kennedy Yippee!
[01:45.69] Their family curse gets worse and worse with every century
[01:50.95] They got shot, his plane got lost
[01:53.74] and this ones dating me.
[01:56.34] If he ever dumped me ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER
[02:05.34] He will be dismembered
[02:06.74] My precious
[02:07.29]