SHOOT THE DJ

It's five in the morning and I wanna go home
You dragged me outside just to stare at your phone
I need a drink or a few to get in the zone
And who's that buzzcut walking by, quick
She looks cool but her chat is rough, sick
You lucked out, the boiler room's on again
What did I do to deserve this
The same old nonsense verses
He's too faded to be operating his mixing table
Oh shit, what did I do to deserve this
The same old nonsense verses
He's too faded
So shoot the DJ, before he gets on replay
I just hate your tunes, oh-oh-oh
I wish you would shoot the DJ
A sparkling conversation starter
Let's get out of this palaver
Do you wanna stay and see this trainspotting bloke
Fuck no
What did I do to deserve this
The same old bullshit mixes
He's too faded
(one, two, three)
So shoot the DJ, before he gets on replay
I just hate your tunes, oh-oh-oh
I wish you would shoot the DJ again
Her boyfriend thinks he's an MC
I'd rather be on MD, it's true oh
I wish you would shoot the DJ
I wish you would shoot the DJ
I wish you would shoot the DJ again
Someone kill this fucking beat
Before I get there
This track will never be complete
With all that's going on
You'll never hear your song
They'll never play another set
So shoot the DJ before he gets on replay
I just hate your tunes, oh-oh-oh
I wish you would shoot the DJ again
Her boyfriend, thinks he's an MC
I'd rather be on MD, it's true oh
I wish you would shoot the DJ
I wish you would shoot the DJ
I wish you would shoot the DJ again