AND ANOTHER THING

I trip and fall and break my wrists and shatter both my knee caps
I blew out both my eardrums listening to "Treats" last weekend
I crush a sixer at the slightest sign of inconvenience
I sink a double with a splash of gold tequila in it
I pull my car off to the shoulder and I fucking burn it
I blow a thousand on a hobby and I never learn it
I ruin every opportunity I'm ever given
I've ruined every relationship that I've ever been in

I wish I wasn't such a fuck up

OH
And another thing
I can open up my mouth and ruin almost anything
OH
And if you're wondering
I don't have to try it all just comes to me naturally
AY
I tie myself to things
AY
I know are bad for me
AY
They wrap themselves around my neck and make it hard to breathe
THAT'S FUCKED UP BRO
I know
I'll probably never change though

I wish I wasn't such a fuck up

I wish I wasn't such a fuck up