At Least I'm Not the Snacko

They just lost my travel voucher over at Finance.
I just tried to fart, but instead, I squirted my pants.
The cops just found my car, totalled in a ditch.
And my hemorrhoids are back in town, and they're itching like a son of a bitch.
But I'm not saying, it ain't all that bad.
And at least I can say, I'm not the SNACKO.
Yeah, at least I'm not the SNACKO.
My mother came to visit, and she found my porno stash.
Last night's midnight Rendezvous is now a horrible rash.
My brother's back in prison, and my sister she's a whore.
And it probably wouldn't bother me, but her pimp, her pimp lives right next door.
But I'm not saying, it ain't all that bad.
Cuz at least I can say, I'm not the SNACKO.
Yeah at least I'm not THE SNACKO.
God help that miserable bastard.
But I'm not saying, cuz it ain't all that bad.
And at least I can say I'm not the SNACKO.
Yeah, at least I'm not the SNACKO.
And I'm not Scheduling either, thank God.
Pay your fucking dues, motherfuckers!
Yeah!