Chess (skit) [Explicit]

E4... E5
Bishop c4
Knight c6
Queen h5
Two of us are bringing back that queen, Thomas
Knight g6 (oh no, Kai)
Bitch, why are you on my business?
I'm trying to win this game at chess
Queen f7, that's mate
No, what the fuck man?
Man, how you get so good at chess?
When I was a little boy, my father told me
How his great great great grandfather Clark robbed this train cart
Full of gold with his gang
And during the robbery
There was a chess tournament being held in first-class
This is such a cool story that I decided to learn how to play
Kai, Kai
What? what?
Goddammit, dude, I'm telling a story here, what the fuck?
I heard you
What did I just... No, you did not
What did I just say?
Grass and jags
Shut up Kai