Rick Sanchez vs GLaDOS (feat. BobcatXtreme, Nicole Smith & littleflecks)
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Animation verses anything!
Rick Sanchez verses GLaDOS
Draw!
It's Riggity Riggity Rick, Siggity Chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I'll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test you'll be passing my butter
You don't wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
'Cause even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn't even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off
All of your portals are fucking bogus
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There's one hole you come out and one you go in
Why'd you need to fucking colour code it?
'Cause all your players are squares and tools
And Gaben's built like the companion cube
So come test these testicles, I'll make it clear for ya'
Head, bend over and kiss my posterior!
Here comes the test results, Rick, Ooh!
This is the part where I diss you
It says here that you have failed in rap and
You're not a Rick, you're a Jerry-atric
All your family really hates you, and your daughter is the most peeved
Setting her son up for failure, 'cause you can't stop Riggin' Morty
Truly ironic how you fell off your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce
But don't feel too bad that your life is a mess
'Cause it's not like you still got a wife to protect
Now drowning your sorrows in alcohol's your only option
You've done my job for me, bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You'll enter as Rick and Morty and exit and Rigor Mortis
Morty, I'm so fucking drunk right now! (Oh geez, Rick, oh, oh, no!)
I need to show this bitch what's what (Rick no you can't)
Rick Sanchez raps Eminem godzilla! (Rick you can't say that!)
Wubba lubba-dubba-dubba, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I've made out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn't in a pickle, bitch! (Ha-ha-ha)
Ooh, yeah! Get schwifty
MC Bulldop's up in the hizzy get schwifty
There's no bathrooms within her doors (No bathrooms)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor!
A CEO this inexperienced doesn't fare well
For your business, Caroline
I seriously witnessed less error in (yeah)
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (aww, yeah!)
Took a big booty dame on a date (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Your cake is a lie, I lie with a cake (aye, aye, aye, keep going!)
Fuckin' in a mΓ©nage Γ trois everyday (aye, aye, aye)
That's a threesome, never seen one in your games (aye, aye, aye)
(You're churning out this fan service rubbish like it's cancer)
It seems we have no answer for fortnite's dopest dancer (bow, bow, bow)
Despite the lack of substance in your show
It is quite funny how (it's quite funny)
Your fan base somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna want to hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt
You're critically panned, they'll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer's room
Don't listen to Dan, because if you do
You'll keep adult swimming in your own gene pool
I want you gone (gone) but it appears ('pears)
You're still alive ('live), so like Newton
I'll give you space (space!) by dropping you off
(Off!) The face of the Earth (Earth), goodbye Moon man
Ooh!
Hey! (Oh, uh) hey, moron (I'm quite alright, actually I'm-I'm fine)
God, I hate you(he-he, ehh, thanks for asking)
Rick Sanchez verses GLaDOS
Draw!
It's Riggity Riggity Rick, Siggity Chez
Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
I'll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
And the only test you'll be passing my butter
You don't wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
'Cause even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
You couldn't even get Johnson erect
He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off
All of your portals are fucking bogus
The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
There's one hole you come out and one you go in
Why'd you need to fucking colour code it?
'Cause all your players are squares and tools
And Gaben's built like the companion cube
So come test these testicles, I'll make it clear for ya'
Head, bend over and kiss my posterior!
Here comes the test results, Rick, Ooh!
This is the part where I diss you
It says here that you have failed in rap and
You're not a Rick, you're a Jerry-atric
All your family really hates you, and your daughter is the most peeved
Setting her son up for failure, 'cause you can't stop Riggin' Morty
Truly ironic how you fell off your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce
But don't feel too bad that your life is a mess
'Cause it's not like you still got a wife to protect
Now drowning your sorrows in alcohol's your only option
You've done my job for me, bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
You'll enter as Rick and Morty and exit and Rigor Mortis
Morty, I'm so fucking drunk right now! (Oh geez, Rick, oh, oh, no!)
I need to show this bitch what's what (Rick no you can't)
Rick Sanchez raps Eminem godzilla! (Rick you can't say that!)
Wubba lubba-dubba-dubba, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I've made out of worse than physics tricks
I was in a pickle and I wasn't in a pickle, bitch! (Ha-ha-ha)
Ooh, yeah! Get schwifty
MC Bulldop's up in the hizzy get schwifty
There's no bathrooms within her doors (No bathrooms)
So take off your pants and shit on the floor!
A CEO this inexperienced doesn't fare well
For your business, Caroline
I seriously witnessed less error in (yeah)
Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (aww, yeah!)
Took a big booty dame on a date (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Your cake is a lie, I lie with a cake (aye, aye, aye, keep going!)
Fuckin' in a mΓ©nage Γ trois everyday (aye, aye, aye)
That's a threesome, never seen one in your games (aye, aye, aye)
(You're churning out this fan service rubbish like it's cancer)
It seems we have no answer for fortnite's dopest dancer (bow, bow, bow)
Despite the lack of substance in your show
It is quite funny how (it's quite funny)
Your fan base somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna want to hear this one)
Next time, go through with your suicide attempt
You're critically panned, they'll cancel you soon
With fetishes Harmon the whole writer's room
Don't listen to Dan, because if you do
You'll keep adult swimming in your own gene pool
I want you gone (gone) but it appears ('pears)
You're still alive ('live), so like Newton
I'll give you space (space!) by dropping you off
(Off!) The face of the Earth (Earth), goodbye Moon man
Ooh!
Hey! (Oh, uh) hey, moron (I'm quite alright, actually I'm-I'm fine)
God, I hate you(he-he, ehh, thanks for asking)
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.77] Animation verses anything!
[00:03.21] Rick Sanchez verses GLaDOS
[00:06.93] Draw!
[00:07.72] It's Riggity Riggity Rick, Siggity Chez
[00:08.93] Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
[00:10.61] I'll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
[00:12.94] And the only test you'll be passing my butter
[00:14.78] You don't wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
[00:16.60] 'Cause even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
[00:18.68] You couldn't even get Johnson erect
[00:20.08] He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off
[00:22.45] All of your portals are fucking bogus
[00:24.14] The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
[00:25.79] There's one hole you come out and one you go in
[00:27.74] Why'd you need to fucking colour code it?
[00:29.71] 'Cause all your players are squares and tools
[00:31.59] And Gaben's built like the companion cube
[00:33.45] So come test these testicles, I'll make it clear for ya'
[00:35.42] Head, bend over and kiss my posterior!
[00:36.92] Here comes the test results, Rick, Ooh!
[00:38.94] This is the part where I diss you
[00:41.28] It says here that you have failed in rap and
[00:43.24] You're not a Rick, you're a Jerry-atric
[00:44.88] All your family really hates you, and your daughter is the most peeved
[00:48.64] Setting her son up for failure, 'cause you can't stop Riggin' Morty
[00:52.24] Truly ironic how you fell off your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce
[00:56.19] But don't feel too bad that your life is a mess
[00:57.59] 'Cause it's not like you still got a wife to protect
[00:59.15] Now drowning your sorrows in alcohol's your only option
[01:03.14] You've done my job for me, bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
[01:06.82] But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
[01:11.03] You'll enter as Rick and Morty and exit and Rigor Mortis
[01:14.66] Morty, I'm so fucking drunk right now! (Oh geez, Rick, oh, oh, no!)
[01:17.45] I need to show this bitch what's what (Rick no you can't)
[01:19.55] Rick Sanchez raps Eminem godzilla! (Rick you can't say that!)
[01:22.40] Wubba lubba-dubba-dubba, you assumin' I'm a human
[01:24.36] What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
[01:26.30] Innovative and I've made out of worse than physics tricks
[01:27.99] I was in a pickle and I wasn't in a pickle, bitch! (Ha-ha-ha)
[01:29.86] Ooh, yeah! Get schwifty
[01:32.38] MC Bulldop's up in the hizzy get schwifty
[01:33.37] There's no bathrooms within her doors (No bathrooms)
[01:35.42] So take off your pants and shit on the floor!
[01:37.32] A CEO this inexperienced doesn't fare well
[01:39.67] For your business, Caroline
[01:41.26] I seriously witnessed less error in (yeah)
[01:42.94] Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (aww, yeah!)
[01:44.96] Took a big booty dame on a date (aye, aye, aye, aye)
[01:46.61] Your cake is a lie, I lie with a cake (aye, aye, aye, keep going!)
[01:48.66] Fuckin' in a mΓ©nage Γ trois everyday (aye, aye, aye)
[01:50.78] That's a threesome, never seen one in your games (aye, aye, aye)
[01:52.36] (You're churning out this fan service rubbish like it's cancer)
[01:56.35] It seems we have no answer for fortnite's dopest dancer (bow, bow, bow)
[01:59.83] Despite the lack of substance in your show
[02:02.14] It is quite funny how (it's quite funny)
[02:03.40] Your fan base somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
[02:07.08] To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna want to hear this one)
[02:11.14] Next time, go through with your suicide attempt
[02:14.59] You're critically panned, they'll cancel you soon
[02:16.33] With fetishes Harmon the whole writer's room
[02:17.98] Don't listen to Dan, because if you do
[02:19.71] You'll keep adult swimming in your own gene pool
[02:21.77] I want you gone (gone) but it appears ('pears)
[02:23.76] You're still alive ('live), so like Newton
[02:25.46] I'll give you space (space!) by dropping you off
[02:27.52] (Off!) The face of the Earth (Earth), goodbye Moon man
[02:29.85] Ooh!
[02:31.53] Hey! (Oh, uh) hey, moron (I'm quite alright, actually I'm-I'm fine)
[02:36.13] God, I hate you(he-he, ehh, thanks for asking)
[02:38.44]
[00:03.21] Rick Sanchez verses GLaDOS
[00:06.93] Draw!
[00:07.72] It's Riggity Riggity Rick, Siggity Chez
[00:08.93] Leaving this rickety bickering bitch riggedy-wrecked
[00:10.61] I'll reprogram this old hag to act as my butler
[00:12.94] And the only test you'll be passing my butter
[00:14.78] You don't wanna mess with me, BDSM-bot
[00:16.60] 'Cause even with your Gazorpazorp sex-op
[00:18.68] You couldn't even get Johnson erect
[00:20.08] He had to go mess with some moon rocks to get off
[00:22.45] All of your portals are fucking bogus
[00:24.14] The moron that modeled that gun is hopeless
[00:25.79] There's one hole you come out and one you go in
[00:27.74] Why'd you need to fucking colour code it?
[00:29.71] 'Cause all your players are squares and tools
[00:31.59] And Gaben's built like the companion cube
[00:33.45] So come test these testicles, I'll make it clear for ya'
[00:35.42] Head, bend over and kiss my posterior!
[00:36.92] Here comes the test results, Rick, Ooh!
[00:38.94] This is the part where I diss you
[00:41.28] It says here that you have failed in rap and
[00:43.24] You're not a Rick, you're a Jerry-atric
[00:44.88] All your family really hates you, and your daughter is the most peeved
[00:48.64] Setting her son up for failure, 'cause you can't stop Riggin' Morty
[00:52.24] Truly ironic how you fell off your happiness dipped after Szechuan Sauce
[00:56.19] But don't feel too bad that your life is a mess
[00:57.59] 'Cause it's not like you still got a wife to protect
[00:59.15] Now drowning your sorrows in alcohol's your only option
[01:03.14] You've done my job for me, bringing your own deadly neurotoxin
[01:06.82] But if you enter my laboratory and then give this performance
[01:11.03] You'll enter as Rick and Morty and exit and Rigor Mortis
[01:14.66] Morty, I'm so fucking drunk right now! (Oh geez, Rick, oh, oh, no!)
[01:17.45] I need to show this bitch what's what (Rick no you can't)
[01:19.55] Rick Sanchez raps Eminem godzilla! (Rick you can't say that!)
[01:22.40] Wubba lubba-dubba-dubba, you assumin' I'm a human
[01:24.36] What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
[01:26.30] Innovative and I've made out of worse than physics tricks
[01:27.99] I was in a pickle and I wasn't in a pickle, bitch! (Ha-ha-ha)
[01:29.86] Ooh, yeah! Get schwifty
[01:32.38] MC Bulldop's up in the hizzy get schwifty
[01:33.37] There's no bathrooms within her doors (No bathrooms)
[01:35.42] So take off your pants and shit on the floor!
[01:37.32] A CEO this inexperienced doesn't fare well
[01:39.67] For your business, Caroline
[01:41.26] I seriously witnessed less error in (yeah)
[01:42.94] Anatomy Park on Christmas, Caroline (aww, yeah!)
[01:44.96] Took a big booty dame on a date (aye, aye, aye, aye)
[01:46.61] Your cake is a lie, I lie with a cake (aye, aye, aye, keep going!)
[01:48.66] Fuckin' in a mΓ©nage Γ trois everyday (aye, aye, aye)
[01:50.78] That's a threesome, never seen one in your games (aye, aye, aye)
[01:52.36] (You're churning out this fan service rubbish like it's cancer)
[01:56.35] It seems we have no answer for fortnite's dopest dancer (bow, bow, bow)
[01:59.83] Despite the lack of substance in your show
[02:02.14] It is quite funny how (it's quite funny)
[02:03.40] Your fan base somehow managed to pack on a few hundred pounds (fatty)
[02:07.08] To truly help your universe and euthanize its threats (you're gonna want to hear this one)
[02:11.14] Next time, go through with your suicide attempt
[02:14.59] You're critically panned, they'll cancel you soon
[02:16.33] With fetishes Harmon the whole writer's room
[02:17.98] Don't listen to Dan, because if you do
[02:19.71] You'll keep adult swimming in your own gene pool
[02:21.77] I want you gone (gone) but it appears ('pears)
[02:23.76] You're still alive ('live), so like Newton
[02:25.46] I'll give you space (space!) by dropping you off
[02:27.52] (Off!) The face of the Earth (Earth), goodbye Moon man
[02:29.85] Ooh!
[02:31.53] Hey! (Oh, uh) hey, moron (I'm quite alright, actually I'm-I'm fine)
[02:36.13] God, I hate you(he-he, ehh, thanks for asking)
[02:38.44]