The Worst Kind of Love (Only the Luckiest Could Have)

Oh, my darling
You're the worst I've ever seen
You're the night without a dream
You're coffee with no cream

I'll love you without a smile
Fess up when in denial
And I'll take care of you but only for a little while

I will love you
Begrudgingly, joylessly
While marvelously depressed
I fight back a frown when I see you undress

It's the worst kind of love only the luckiest could have

Oh, my honey
You're anything but sweet
You're a bird that can't tweet
You're a toilet with no seat

I'll kiss you once a year
Blame you for my career
Clench my teeth with my back turned
When I say, "yes, dear?"

I will love you
Begrudgingly, joylessly
While marvelously depressed
I lie to God when I tell him I'm blessed

It's the worst kind of love only the luckiest could have