I Am Pudge

[00:19.09] I am Pudge
[00:22.75] Built of sludge
[00:26.34] Through the Jungles and the loaded lanes I trudge
[00:33.54] Out my way!
[00:36.24] The prey!
[00:39.94] When you're blunderin' bumblin' I come out to play
[00:47.18] And they hate me cos' I'm greedy
[00:49.84] But a hero's got to eat
[00:54.41] They winge and whine and whimper
[00:57.17] Cos' I snatch all of the meat
[01:00.72] They yell that I am cheap
[01:03.42] And that I undermine the rest
[01:07.95] And they're right you know:
[01:09.76] My prices are the best!
[01:12.57] Get rekt!
[01:15.29] One, Two, now I got my hooks in you
[01:18.88] To
[01:19.72] Send you to the cooks to stew
[01:22.42] Chew
[01:23.38] Now I got my hooks in you
[01:26.08] This Pudge I am Pudge
[01:31.50] Built of sludge
[01:34.20] You can push and pull but I will never budge
[01:41.56] Meat so fresh!
[01:45.13] Lovely flesh
[01:48.76] On these legs of lard I thud and thump and thresh
[01:55.12] And they hate me cos' I'm greedy
[01:58.75] But a hero's got to eat
[02:02.45] They winge and whine and whimper
[02:06.08] Cos' I snatch all of the meat
[02:09.68] They yell that I am cheap
[02:12.47] And that I undermine the rest
[02:16.07] And they're right you know:
[02:17.86] My prices are the best!
[02:21.43] Get rekt!
[02:23.31] One, Two, now I got my hooks in you
[02:27.85] To
[02:28.74] Send you to the cooks to stew
[02:31.49] Chew
[02:31.65] Now I got my hooks in you
[02:34.59] This Pudge Ah, what's that instrument you got there?
[02:40.32] That a trombone?
[02:42.18] Huh?
[02:43.03] A tuba?
[02:44.98] Uh... I like tubas
[02:47.65] Can you boil a creap in a tuba?
[02:51.03] YUMMY
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