I Suck At Call of Duty

I suck (You suck!)
I suck at Call of Duty

You suck
You suck
You suck

I try to run and gun yeah, MP5 or UMP
But every corner that I turn somebody's shankin' me
I switch over to noob-tube, RPG and Semtex class
But spend most of the game exploding my own stupid ass

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree, cause I suck (You suck!)
I suck at Call of Duty
I suck at Call of Duty

You suck
You suck
You suck

I watch videos by Blametruth, Thunder, Hutch, Seananners too
I get myself all psyched up thinkin' 'I can do that too!'
I get online and my excitement turns into dismay
I rage and swear as 10th prestiges kick my ass all day

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree, cause I suck (You suck!)
I suck at Call of Duty
I suck at Call of Duty

Even when I think I'm in the zone
Still get sniped on Overgrown
No-scope quick-scope not a clue
Dyin's all ever do!

I certainly ain't Grizz

I try camping in a corner with a claymore and my rangers
But my hands start shakin' and my brain starts achin' at the very first sign of danger
I can noob tube, tac-knife, M16 Red Dot it's all the same
I'll still go minus 50 kills in every freakin' game

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree, cause I suck (You suck!)
I suck at Call of Duty

There's no hope for me
I suck at Call of Duty
Can't even get a UAV
I suck at Call of Duty

(You suck) There's no hope for me
(You suck) I suck at Call of Duty
(You suck) Can't even get a UAV