Ploughing a Troll
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There once was a farmer from old Flotsam town
Who was tired of sowing his seeds on the ground
He went for a wander and walked till the dawn
Till a wanton old she troll he stumbled upon
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fits the hole
Around in the stinking great den they did roll
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
The farmer he knew it was love at first sight
They ploughed through the morning and into the night
With teeth rotten black and a rank leather hide
This hideous creature his bestial bride
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fits the hole
A cavernous cave for his puny old pole
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
After time his excitement it started to droop
He groaned at her farts and her cold onion soup
The troll fixed his eye with a scowl made of stone
And when the guards came around all they found were his bones
And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fit the hole
No burial mound and no rest for his soul
Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fit the hole
A dirty auld tale from the bed to the bowl
Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
Ploughing a troll
Who was tired of sowing his seeds on the ground
He went for a wander and walked till the dawn
Till a wanton old she troll he stumbled upon
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fits the hole
Around in the stinking great den they did roll
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
The farmer he knew it was love at first sight
They ploughed through the morning and into the night
With teeth rotten black and a rank leather hide
This hideous creature his bestial bride
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fits the hole
A cavernous cave for his puny old pole
And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
After time his excitement it started to droop
He groaned at her farts and her cold onion soup
The troll fixed his eye with a scowl made of stone
And when the guards came around all they found were his bones
And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fit the hole
No burial mound and no rest for his soul
Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
The gods only know how the key fit the hole
A dirty auld tale from the bed to the bowl
Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
Ploughing a troll
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.79] There once was a farmer from old Flotsam town
[00:03.51] Who was tired of sowing his seeds on the ground
[00:07.23] He went for a wander and walked till the dawn
[00:09.97] Till a wanton old she troll he stumbled upon
[00:13.55] And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
[00:17.12] The gods only know how the key fits the hole
[00:21.72] Around in the stinking great den they did roll
[00:24.48] And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
[00:28.99] The farmer he knew it was love at first sight
[00:31.60] They ploughed through the morning and into the night
[00:35.23] With teeth rotten black and a rank leather hide
[00:38.86] This hideous creature his bestial bride
[00:42.56] And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
[00:46.19] The gods only know how the key fits the hole
[00:49.72] A cavernous cave for his puny old pole
[00:53.38] And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
[00:59.78] After time his excitement it started to droop
[01:04.26] He groaned at her farts and her cold onion soup
[01:07.84] The troll fixed his eye with a scowl made of stone
[01:11.44] And when the guards came around all they found were his bones
[01:15.05] And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
[01:18.67] The gods only know how the key fit the hole
[01:22.25] No burial mound and no rest for his soul
[01:25.99] Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
[01:44.08] And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
[01:47.63] The gods only know how the key fit the hole
[01:51.26] A dirty auld tale from the bed to the bowl
[01:54.80] Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
[02:00.27] Ploughing a troll
[02:09.38]
[00:03.51] Who was tired of sowing his seeds on the ground
[00:07.23] He went for a wander and walked till the dawn
[00:09.97] Till a wanton old she troll he stumbled upon
[00:13.55] And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
[00:17.12] The gods only know how the key fits the hole
[00:21.72] Around in the stinking great den they did roll
[00:24.48] And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
[00:28.99] The farmer he knew it was love at first sight
[00:31.60] They ploughed through the morning and into the night
[00:35.23] With teeth rotten black and a rank leather hide
[00:38.86] This hideous creature his bestial bride
[00:42.56] And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
[00:46.19] The gods only know how the key fits the hole
[00:49.72] A cavernous cave for his puny old pole
[00:53.38] And a hey-ho he's ploughing a troll!
[00:59.78] After time his excitement it started to droop
[01:04.26] He groaned at her farts and her cold onion soup
[01:07.84] The troll fixed his eye with a scowl made of stone
[01:11.44] And when the guards came around all they found were his bones
[01:15.05] And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
[01:18.67] The gods only know how the key fit the hole
[01:22.25] No burial mound and no rest for his soul
[01:25.99] Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
[01:44.08] And a hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
[01:47.63] The gods only know how the key fit the hole
[01:51.26] A dirty auld tale from the bed to the bowl
[01:54.80] Because hey-ho he was ploughing a troll!
[02:00.27] Ploughing a troll
[02:09.38]