Please State the Nature of the Medical Emergency

[00:00.44] I got a bladder infection on Rigel VII
[00:00.82] A bladder infection, oh no
[00:09.87] I got genital warts from Mr. Warf
[00:11.18] I got genital warts, oh no
[00:17.21] I need a rectal exam
[00:19.14] From a hologram
[00:21.10] I need some Corbomite
[00:23.27] To kill my parasite
[00:25.26] I need a hypo spray
[00:27.57] So I won't hear them say
[00:29.77] "He's dead Jim"
[00:34.93] I got a kidney stone
[00:35.80] Help me Dr. Bones
[00:37.13] I got a kidney stone, oh no
[00:43.10] I got a rock in my ****
[00:44.42] Help me Dr. Phlox
[00:45.73] I got a rock in my ****, oh no
[01:17.24] I got an STD from Dr. Pulaski
[01:24.84] I got Syphilis from Tom Paris
[01:33.91] I got Pubic Lice from Odo twice
[01:42.36] I got Gonorrhea from Mr. Data
[01:51.18] I got a case of Herpes from Beverly
[02:00.06] I've had the runs for a year
[02:02.89] Help me, Bashir
[02:08.37] I got a ******* hemorrhoid as big as an android
[02:11.35] A ******* hemorrhoid, oh no
[02:17.78] I got constipation on a deep space station
[02:19.74] Got constipation, oh no
[02:43.52] I got a case of Tourette's, ****
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