Apparate

[00:10.24] My name's Harry Potter and I'm really great now
[00:12.94] I don't have to walk 'cause I can apparate now
[00:15.55] I'm a good learner and I learn real good
[00:17.62] Ever since I learned how to apparate I feel good
[00:20.96] I feel on top of the world
[00:23.39] Metaphorically
[00:24.97] Though I could go there if I wanted to
[00:27.40] But I don't, so just leave it alone, okay?
[00:30.47] Now you see me, now you don't
[00:32.96] Go on, order me to sit still
[00:34.88] 'Cause I won't sit still, I'm a smooth apparater
[00:37.65] Check my magic, don't be a hater
[00:41.02] (Uh)
[00:42.93] (Yeah, yeah)
[00:44.79] (Huh, yeah)
[00:46.28] (Huh, check it out)
[00:50.95] Harry Potter in France. Sacré bleu
[00:53.46] Harry Potter in Japan. So kawaii
[00:55.86] Something on the top shelf. Who can reach?
[00:58.34] Harry Potter probably can. I'm your guy
[01:00.70] Harry Potter on a farm. Yeah, why not?
[01:03.17] Harry Potter in space. Feeling great
[01:05.52] 'Cause there ain't no place Harry Potter can't grace
[01:08.18] When I a-a-a-a-a-a-apparate
[01:10.54] To the left
[01:12.18] Harry Potter to the right
[01:14.61] Harry Potter outta sight
[01:17.05] Make you wanna apparate all night
[01:20.43] To the left
[01:22.01] Harry Potter to the right
[01:24.47] Harry Potter outta sight
[01:26.67] Make you wanna apparate all night
[01:29.86] (Yes)
[01:31.02] Two, three, four
[01:33.18] But I can never apparate away from my fate
[01:35.63] And I can never escape the day I'll face the hater
[01:38.40] Who scarred my face and laid my family to waste
[01:40.83] Voldemort is his name, and I'm gonna have it erased
[01:44.82] (All right)
[01:47.37] (Yeah)
[01:50.09] (Harry Potter)
[01:52.40] V! I was a baby when we last met, now I'm a man
[01:55.22] And I can do magic way better than you can
[01:58.03] I'm a superstar, maybe you've heard of me?
[01:59.82] Oh right, I killed you once
[02:01.30] That didn't even occur to me
[02:02.90] But I'm not that baby, son
[02:04.66] No, it's not 1981
[02:07.26] I'm Harry Potter, big and swole
[02:09.64] So Voldemort, you know your role
[02:12.11] And shut your mouth and keep it closed
[02:14.47] Or I'll punch you in your nostril holes
[02:17.11] 'Cause there ain't no Horcrux I can't reach
[02:19.52] And there ain't no Dark Lord in the future, naw
[02:22.65] Give it up for Harry Potter (what's that?)
[02:25.04] Give it up for Harry Potter (who?)
[02:27.41] Everyone knows Harry Potter (oh yeah)
[02:29.96] If you don't you probably oughta (damn right)
[02:32.49] Read a book about Harry Potter (read a book)
[02:34.84] Don't mess with Harry Potter (don't mess)
[02:37.36] Everyone loves Harry Potter (yeah)
[02:39.85] He's a real good lyrics writer
[02:52.19] What do I want to be when I grow up?
[02:56.43] I'm Harry Potter, damn it, I should know
[03:02.16] When all is said, I kinda peaked at 17
[03:07.07] But really, where else can I go?
[03:10.16] Spoiler alert
[03:11.37] When Voldemort is dead, thanks to me
[03:14.01] Dumbledore is dead, thanks to Snape
[03:16.47] (Snape) Snape's dead, thanks to Voldemort
[03:20.74] Yeah and Dobby the elf's in a tiny little grave
[03:23.61] And even Hedwig wasn't saved
[03:25.98] How can I just be Harry
[03:28.15] When I freaking feel like Typhoid Mary?
[03:31.73] I know some charms and incantations
[03:35.51] But I don't know how the hell I haven't died
[03:41.55] I have sick thoughts that I'm ashamed to mention
[03:45.32] Like, I kinda wish I stayed on Privet Drive
[03:50.88] But I won't go back home
[03:53.22] I'll tell you where I'll be
[03:55.66] I'm going to the only place where I can just be me
[04:08.68] Yeah, there's just one place you'll find me
[04:16.69] At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
[04:30.48] At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
[04:43.20] Gonna buy me a ticket, gonna go on a ride
[04:46.54] This place really gets who I am on the inside
[04:49.71] Everywhere I look I see my own life
[04:52.11] Only cleansed of tragedy and void of strife
[04:55.19] And it's beautiful here in the Florida sun
[04:57.81] The butterbeer is second to none
[05:00.55] And the Dragon Challenge really blows my mind
[05:03.45] Who needs a broomstick? This is flying
[05:05.76] At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
[05:15.35] At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
[05:24.89] Forbidden Journey (awesome)
[05:29.83] Zonko's Joke Shop (amazing)
[05:34.72] Flight of the Hippogriff (not bad)
[05:40.23] I'll never go back to England again
[05:42.69] I don't need school and I don't need friends
[05:44.84] At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
[05:54.60] At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
[06:04.13] At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
[06:13.83] At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
[06:23.48] At the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios, Orlando
[06:30.37]