The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later
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You're probably thinking to yourself
It's been ten years, so where and how is Ninja Sex Party now
Well, we're still freakin' awesome and we're back at your house
Once we came to see who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
Now's your second chance, congrats in advance
We're all grown up and ready for romance
Now maybe we can help you out
'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
We've been on tour, now we're so fucking mature (Brian)
The sexual arousing you richly deserve is what we can bring
But before we begin, let me tell you where we've been
We've had so many adventures
I've made meaningful love to furniture
We've been on road trips round the world
I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
FYI, I learned why I cry
There were unicorn, wizards and samurai
Dick, dick, balls heed my boners' calls
Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all
Now here we are at your door
After laser filled fights with dinosaurs
Got my dragon lance, but I still just want to dance
Went to 69, 69
Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside
In our party of three, we're the nut lords of your dreams
Wow, in the ten years since we last, saw each other, we've grown so much
As people, as musicians, and also as people
Oh, and since you're probably wondering
Here's a short list I compiled of everybody
In the world who does not have a crippling STD
Number one, Ninja Brian, oh, sorry, wrong list
Brian's got an STD
Brian's got an STD
An STD, Brian's got an STD
An STD and I don't get it
He probably shouldn't (Brian's got an STD)
He's never even had real sex with a woman
(An STD) and when we kiss, (Brian's got an STD) Brian will be pissed
He'll have to die alone with his micro-penis
My apologies
It's been ten years, so where and how is Ninja Sex Party now
Well, we're still freakin' awesome and we're back at your house
Once we came to see who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
Now's your second chance, congrats in advance
We're all grown up and ready for romance
Now maybe we can help you out
'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
We've been on tour, now we're so fucking mature (Brian)
The sexual arousing you richly deserve is what we can bring
But before we begin, let me tell you where we've been
We've had so many adventures
I've made meaningful love to furniture
We've been on road trips round the world
I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
FYI, I learned why I cry
There were unicorn, wizards and samurai
Dick, dick, balls heed my boners' calls
Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all
Now here we are at your door
After laser filled fights with dinosaurs
Got my dragon lance, but I still just want to dance
Went to 69, 69
Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside
In our party of three, we're the nut lords of your dreams
Wow, in the ten years since we last, saw each other, we've grown so much
As people, as musicians, and also as people
Oh, and since you're probably wondering
Here's a short list I compiled of everybody
In the world who does not have a crippling STD
Number one, Ninja Brian, oh, sorry, wrong list
Brian's got an STD
Brian's got an STD
An STD, Brian's got an STD
An STD and I don't get it
He probably shouldn't (Brian's got an STD)
He's never even had real sex with a woman
(An STD) and when we kiss, (Brian's got an STD) Brian will be pissed
He'll have to die alone with his micro-penis
My apologies
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:19.73] You're probably thinking to yourself
[00:23.33] It's been ten years, so where and how is Ninja Sex Party now
[00:29.78] Well, we're still freakin' awesome and we're back at your house
[00:33.56] Once we came to see who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
[00:40.15] Now's your second chance, congrats in advance
[00:43.46] We're all grown up and ready for romance
[00:46.71] Now maybe we can help you out
[00:49.96] 'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
[00:53.68] We've been on tour, now we're so fucking mature (Brian)
[00:59.97] The sexual arousing you richly deserve is what we can bring
[01:06.95] But before we begin, let me tell you where we've been
[01:15.34] We've had so many adventures
[01:18.24] I've made meaningful love to furniture
[01:22.00] We've been on road trips round the world
[01:25.08] I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
[01:28.54] FYI, I learned why I cry
[01:31.99] There were unicorn, wizards and samurai
[01:35.64] Dick, dick, balls heed my boners' calls
[01:38.79] Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all
[01:42.11] Now here we are at your door
[01:44.96] After laser filled fights with dinosaurs
[01:48.66] Got my dragon lance, but I still just want to dance
[01:55.17] Went to 69, 69
[01:58.32] Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside
[02:02.36] In our party of three, we're the nut lords of your dreams
[02:11.02]
[02:16.73] Wow, in the ten years since we last, saw each other, we've grown so much
[02:22.13] As people, as musicians, and also as people
[02:26.84] Oh, and since you're probably wondering
[02:29.51] Here's a short list I compiled of everybody
[02:31.21] In the world who does not have a crippling STD
[02:34.11] Number one, Ninja Brian, oh, sorry, wrong list
[02:38.03] Brian's got an STD
[02:40.93] Brian's got an STD
[02:44.99] An STD, Brian's got an STD
[02:51.38] An STD and I don't get it
[02:54.28] He probably shouldn't (Brian's got an STD)
[02:55.56] He's never even had real sex with a woman
[02:58.11] (An STD) and when we kiss, (Brian's got an STD) Brian will be pissed
[03:01.83] He'll have to die alone with his micro-penis
[03:06.95] My apologies
[03:07.76]
[00:23.33] It's been ten years, so where and how is Ninja Sex Party now
[00:29.78] Well, we're still freakin' awesome and we're back at your house
[00:33.56] Once we came to see who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
[00:40.15] Now's your second chance, congrats in advance
[00:43.46] We're all grown up and ready for romance
[00:46.71] Now maybe we can help you out
[00:49.96] 'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
[00:53.68] We've been on tour, now we're so fucking mature (Brian)
[00:59.97] The sexual arousing you richly deserve is what we can bring
[01:06.95] But before we begin, let me tell you where we've been
[01:15.34] We've had so many adventures
[01:18.24] I've made meaningful love to furniture
[01:22.00] We've been on road trips round the world
[01:25.08] I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
[01:28.54] FYI, I learned why I cry
[01:31.99] There were unicorn, wizards and samurai
[01:35.64] Dick, dick, balls heed my boners' calls
[01:38.79] Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all
[01:42.11] Now here we are at your door
[01:44.96] After laser filled fights with dinosaurs
[01:48.66] Got my dragon lance, but I still just want to dance
[01:55.17] Went to 69, 69
[01:58.32] Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside
[02:02.36] In our party of three, we're the nut lords of your dreams
[02:11.02]
[02:16.73] Wow, in the ten years since we last, saw each other, we've grown so much
[02:22.13] As people, as musicians, and also as people
[02:26.84] Oh, and since you're probably wondering
[02:29.51] Here's a short list I compiled of everybody
[02:31.21] In the world who does not have a crippling STD
[02:34.11] Number one, Ninja Brian, oh, sorry, wrong list
[02:38.03] Brian's got an STD
[02:40.93] Brian's got an STD
[02:44.99] An STD, Brian's got an STD
[02:51.38] An STD and I don't get it
[02:54.28] He probably shouldn't (Brian's got an STD)
[02:55.56] He's never even had real sex with a woman
[02:58.11] (An STD) and when we kiss, (Brian's got an STD) Brian will be pissed
[03:01.83] He'll have to die alone with his micro-penis
[03:06.95] My apologies
[03:07.76]