The Vampire Conspiracy (Part I)
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Of course climate change is a conspiracy
Made up by socialist vampires to push policies
A greener fairer world, that's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
We'll build clean energy to improve air quality
Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed
A well-being revolution that's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
And recycling is a lie
To make you go outside
The night you take your bins out
Is the night we bite
We'll tax the frequent fliers and make the trains free
Covering your planet with lots of lovely trees
Stress is a pollution, we don't want blood to clot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
Smart meters are a lie
So you invite us inside
We hide in hi-vis
So we catch your eye (to mesmerize you)
So now you know our plan to descale economy
Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP
Don't try to warn the others, it's already too late
The next blood we drink is running in your veins
Made up by socialist vampires to push policies
A greener fairer world, that's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
We'll build clean energy to improve air quality
Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed
A well-being revolution that's our evil plot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
And recycling is a lie
To make you go outside
The night you take your bins out
Is the night we bite
We'll tax the frequent fliers and make the trains free
Covering your planet with lots of lovely trees
Stress is a pollution, we don't want blood to clot
Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
Smart meters are a lie
So you invite us inside
We hide in hi-vis
So we catch your eye (to mesmerize you)
So now you know our plan to descale economy
Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP
Don't try to warn the others, it's already too late
The next blood we drink is running in your veins
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.03] Of course climate change is a conspiracy
[00:04.00] Made up by socialist vampires to push policies
[00:07.92] A greener fairer world, that's our evil plot
[00:11.53] Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
[00:14.84] We'll build clean energy to improve air quality
[00:18.94] Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed
[00:22.51] A well-being revolution that's our evil plot
[00:26.46] Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
[00:29.88] And recycling is a lie
[00:33.66] To make you go outside
[00:37.29] The night you take your bins out
[00:40.77] Is the night we bite
[00:44.65] We'll tax the frequent fliers and make the trains free
[00:48.78] Covering your planet with lots of lovely trees
[00:52.44] Stress is a pollution, we don't want blood to clot
[00:55.82] Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
[00:59.32] Smart meters are a lie
[01:02.98] So you invite us inside
[01:06.78] We hide in hi-vis
[01:10.14] So we catch your eye (to mesmerize you)
[01:14.56] So now you know our plan to descale economy
[01:18.35] Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP
[01:21.64] Don't try to warn the others, it's already too late
[01:25.50] The next blood we drink is running in your veins
[01:29.56]
[00:04.00] Made up by socialist vampires to push policies
[00:07.92] A greener fairer world, that's our evil plot
[00:11.53] Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
[00:14.84] We'll build clean energy to improve air quality
[00:18.94] Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed
[00:22.51] A well-being revolution that's our evil plot
[00:26.46] Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
[00:29.88] And recycling is a lie
[00:33.66] To make you go outside
[00:37.29] The night you take your bins out
[00:40.77] Is the night we bite
[00:44.65] We'll tax the frequent fliers and make the trains free
[00:48.78] Covering your planet with lots of lovely trees
[00:52.44] Stress is a pollution, we don't want blood to clot
[00:55.82] Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood
[00:59.32] Smart meters are a lie
[01:02.98] So you invite us inside
[01:06.78] We hide in hi-vis
[01:10.14] So we catch your eye (to mesmerize you)
[01:14.56] So now you know our plan to descale economy
[01:18.35] Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP
[01:21.64] Don't try to warn the others, it's already too late
[01:25.50] The next blood we drink is running in your veins
[01:29.56]