Oh My God, He's an Idiot

Oh my god, he's an idiot
Take one look, it's immediate
Not much there goes on behind his stoner eyes

Oh my gosh, he's an imbecile
Hits on chicks, and here all the while
Is you and your poor, innocent, sweet heart

He never calls you back
And he's selfish in the sack
He knows nothing of romance
A moron with no clue

I don't know much either, my dear,
But its so obviously clear
He has no frickin' idea what he's got in you

Oh my god, he's an idiot
Acting so inappropriately
And with no thought or concern for how you feel

Oh my god, he's oblivious
Self-important and devious
Just resign yourself to the fact that you're never going to figure him out
Because without a doubt

There's forces within that man
That he clearly doesn't understand
He acts on his dick's command
And excuse me for being obscene but

Somewhere down the line, you should
Get outta this waste of your time
Because, baby, if you were mine, I'd treat you like a queen