Bed Spring Poker

Bed spring poker is an awful thing
Most ever'body loves to play that game!
Bed spring poker is a ruination to a many man
And if you keeps on playin' it,
you will lose the last dollar from your hand!

Most every man has a game in his home
Rather play somebody else's than to play his own!
Bed spring poker is a ruination to a many man
And if he keeps on playin' it,
you will lose the last dollar from your hand!

There's a brown skin woman lives out on a hill
She used to play for friendship, plays it still!
Bed spring poker is a ruination to a many man
And if you keeps on playin' it,
you will lose the last dollar from your hand!

Oh, look at that old bed shakin'
That's what you call bed spring poker!

When she gets to playing it she plays it in a rush
You will have three aces but she will have a royal flush!
Now bed spring poker is a ruination to a many man
And if you keeps on playin' it,
you will lose the last dollar from your hand!

There is a man, name is Bill
He used to play poker and he plays it still!
Now bed spring poker is a ruination to a many man
And if you keeps on playin' it,
you willl lose the last dollar from your hand!