plastic (tape 4)

[00:00.16] Yesterday the local flowers were barely open
[00:02.31] But with the sunny skies this morning they're open
[00:04.99] And happy to share some smiles with us
[00:07.53] We got a bright sunshiny day kicking off in the morning hours
[00:10.72] Into the afternoon with light clouds rolling in as we approach dinner hour-
[00:13.07] Ugh, at this hour?
[00:14.62] Let's take a look at the charts
[00:16.33] We have temperatures at 6 degrees up in Claireheights
[00:19.34] Traveling down into the south we start to see double that
[00:22.23] At 12 degrees for both Claireville and Clairecenter
[00:23.79] Oh, another gift?
[00:25.89] Current wind speed in the area is sitting at a smooth 6.6kmh
[00:28.89] Who the fuck is Larry?
[00:30.66] -heading west, expect some nice cloudy scenery while you folks cool off in the evening
[00:35.17] For most people daytime high today will be sitting at 12 degrees
[00:38.93] Tomorrow, expect to see an increase in cloud count
[00:41.84] As the vacuum carries us down towards a gentle 6 degree peak
[00:45.74] Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and all the rest
[00:48.52] This week is looking like another beautiful 7 days
[00:51.87] This is Jill Taylor with the weather
[00:53.88] And remember Claire, don't open that package!
[00:57.10] Huh?
[01:07.04] Hello
[01:12.50] Fuck
[01:22.57] Come on
[01:33.46] Wew
[01:42.07] We fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu
[01:43.97] Ah-ah
[01:46.53] WE FUCKING LOVE YOU TO DEATH
[01:49.60] BUP
[01:51.83] DEATH
[01:52.30] W-We w- w-we-w-w-w-w-w-w-w
[01:54.02] We fucking love you to deuhliluioiui deaaadeaaadeaa
[01:56.33] Fu-fu-fucking love you to deaaa we-we
[01:59.14] (We fucking love you) We vi
[02:01.44] (We fucking love you t-)
[02:02.11] (We fucking love you) Stay back
[02:03.16] We fucking love you to
[02:04.58] D-D-D-D-D-D
[02:08.26] Honey, I'm home!
[02:13.50] Oh, what else is on?!
[02:15.17] Don't open that package!
[02:19.05] Give it up for your host, Pete Bradburn
[02:27.08] And welcome back everybody to "Don't Open That Package"!
[02:30.65] I'm your host, Pete Bradburn and I'm here with Claire who's about to spin the Wheel of Fate
[02:36.52] How are you feeling?
[02:37.92] I'm good
[02:39.68] You know, tending to my collection
[02:44.07] How are the kids, Pete?
[02:45.54] Good, good
[02:46.66] Their gums are a little sore, but they'll get over it
[02:49.65] Didn't we all?
[02:52.34] Well, Claire, are you ready to spin the Wheel of Fate?
[02:56.10] Ready as I'll ever be!
[03:09.56] And who would've guessed, we have a winner!
[03:12.41] Claire will NOT be opening the package today
[03:15.07] But she WILL be going home with some shiny new ribbons!
[03:19.13] Oh my god!
[03:21.08] This is the... sixth time Claire has won 'Don't Open That Package'
[03:24.61] We'll be back after commercial
[03:26.24] This Saturday night, don't forget to watch 'The Godfather's Dentist'
[03:30.22] I'm the Godfather and this is my dentist
[03:32.31] Canada's best Italian teeth grinding celebrity show
[03:35.46] We got a big shipment comin' in tomorrow!
[03:37.66] Oh no, I forgot the boxes!
[03:39.85] This season, featuring American white rapper, Staple God
[03:43.11] You and I both know that we were supposed to get those teeth to the boss guy ages ago, alright?
[03:46.77] I'm trying my best, you don't understand!
[03:49.32] You know what happens when you mess with the big boss
[03:51.39] And if you don't hold up your side of the deal
[03:53.33] There's gonna be trouble for both of us
[03:54.92] While Luigi is all smiles, Staple God is in the hot seat from the big boss
[03:59.07] If he doesn't get those molars to me by the end of the night
[04:01.39] He knows what happens
[04:02.30] And if any near under quota when they go to weigh it in
[04:04.51] You know what happens
[04:05.42] Eh, but my spin drill machine, it-a broke-a!
[04:08.02] Look! I'm tired of the excuses man
[04:09.80] Will he get his spin drill in gear?
[04:11.39] Or will the big boss be sending him down the root canal to failure?
[04:14.66] Think I'm gonna add him to the list and send him down the root canal to FAILURE
[04:18.86] Youse thinks you a tough guy?
[04:20.14] I ne-
[04:20.61] Do you know how much money you owe me?
[04:21.87] N-n-n, well
[04:22.51] I'm the boss!
[04:23.23] W- ah-
[04:23.64] Is there anything you can do?
[04:24.44] You, you go-, you gotta do something if you wanna keep this position
[04:27.51] Uh, we-
[04:27.95] Do something for me, what can you do?
[04:29.48] Uh, I ca- I can beatbox
[04:30.93] Wanna hear me beatbox?
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[05:31.85] Mm, mm, ay!
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[05:40.87] Chubby soda!
[05:45.11] -Ry! Larry! Larry! (Oh shit, there h-)
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[07:33.79] Yuh, keep it inside
[07:36.83] Keep it inside, uh
[07:39.47] Keep it inside
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[08:00.70] What did you see?
[08:02.56] I saw God, and the world doesn't revolve around us
[08:09.57] There are others
[08:11.71] Hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, uh, milli-
[08:51.18] Fuck it
[09:02.35] Hm? What the fuck?
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