Fat

[00:17.03] Your butt is wide
[00:19.07] Well, mine is too
[00:21.07] Just watch your mouth
[00:23.05] Or I'll sit on you
[00:25.06] The word is out
[00:27.16] Better treat me right
[00:29.15] 'Cause I'm the king
[00:31.16] Of cellulite
[00:33.22] Ham on
[00:34.29] Ham on
[00:35.33] Ham on whole wheat
[00:36.26] Yeah
[00:37.44] Alright
[00:41.58] My zippers bust
[00:43.63] My buckles break
[00:45.62] I'm too much man
[00:47.74] For you to take
[00:49.70] The pavement cracks
[00:52.78] When I fall down
[00:53.67] I've got more chins
[00:55.72] Than Chinatown
[00:57.83] Well, I've never used a phone booth
[00:59.82] And I've never seen my toes
[01:01.91] When I'm goin' to the movies
[01:04.79] I take up seven rows, because I'm fat!
[01:07.91] I'm fat!
[01:08.93] Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
[01:10.07] Ya know I'm fat!
[01:12.15] I'm fat!
[01:13.02] You know it! (Really, really fat)
[01:13.92] Ya know I'm fat!
[01:16.08] I'm fat!
[01:17.19] Come on (Really, really fat)
[01:18.10] Ya know!
[01:19.23] Don't you call me pudgy, pordly, or stout
[01:21.26] Just tell me once again
[01:23.46] Who's fat?
[01:25.89]
[01:31.49] When I walk out
[01:33.52] To get ma' mail
[01:35.58] It measures on
[01:37.68] The reichter scale
[01:39.66] Down at the beach
[01:41.73] I'm a lucky man
[01:43.73] I'm the only one
[01:45.84] Who gets a tan
[01:47.97] If I have one more
[01:49.95] Pie a la mode
[01:51.99] I'm gonna need
[01:53.88] My own zipcode
[01:56.13] When you're only having seconds
[01:58.16] I'm havin' twenty-thirds
[02:00.20] When I go to get my shoes shined
[02:02.37] I gotta take their word because I'm fat!
[02:04.58] I'm fat!
[02:05.61] Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
[02:07.67] You know I'm fat!
[02:09.70] I'm fat!
[02:10.65] You know it! (Really, really fat)
[02:12.44] You know I'm fat!
[02:13.75] I'm fat!
[02:14.77] You know it! (Really, really fat)
[02:15.67] You know!
[02:16.74] And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
[02:18.87] Lemme tell you once again
[02:20.68] Who's fat?
[02:23.30]
[02:37.19] If you see me coming your way
[02:39.13] Better give me plenty space
[02:41.23] If I tell you that I'm hungry
[02:43.19] Then wont you feed my face
[02:45.36] Because I'm fat!
[02:46.52] I'm fat!
[02:47.47] Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
[02:49.22] You know I'm fat!
[02:50.66] I'm fat!
[02:51.60] You know it! (Really, really fat)
[02:52.77] You know I'm fat!
[02:54.83] I'm fat!
[02:55.86] You know it! (Really, really fat)
[02:56.76] You know!
[02:57.71] (When I sit around the house I really sit around the house)
[03:01.79] Ya know I'm fat!
[03:02.83] I'm fat!
[03:03.82] Sha-mon! (Really, really fat)
[03:04.97] Ya know I'm fat!
[03:07.02] I'm fat!
[03:08.13] You know it! You know it! (Really really fat)
[03:10.14] You know! You know! You know! (Fat, fat, really, really fat)
[03:13.03] Come on!
[03:14.19] And you know all by myself I'ma crowd
[03:16.09] Lemme tell you once again
[03:17.19] You know I'm huge!
[03:19.16] I'm fat!
[03:20.16] You know it! (Really, really fat)
[03:21.03] You know I'm fat!
[03:23.04] You know! (Really, really fat)
[03:25.94] You know I'm fat!
[03:27.02] I'm fat!
[03:28.07] You know it! (Really, really fat)
[03:28.98] You know!
[03:30.00] And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
[03:31.94] Just tell me once again
[03:34.00] Who's fat?
[03:34.60]