Shot in the D*ck

It was Friday night chillin', on my front lawn
me and my crew I had my bathrobe on,
everybody high, just watched X-Men,
got plenty chicken-heads ready for sex (men?),
Busters roll up, they tryin' to talk schmack
Don't these n! ggaz know they f! ckin' wit da Mack
Dude pulled his nine, I knew homies seen us
he pulled two shots, somehow my penis got between us, I got
Shot in the d! ck, shot, shot in the d! ck, I got shot in the d! ck
(But his d! ck still standin')
Shot in the d! ck, shot, shot in the d! ck, I got shot in the d! ck
(But his d! ck still standin')

Went back to my palace fast,
now I'm the dude walkin' 'round with a phallus cast,
like Wolverine, I'm tryin' to be a loner but they think a n! gga got an adamantium boner,
What can I say, they still up on my totem pole,
b! tch get your tongue ring away from the scrotum hole,
Don't know why they love it but it keeps the ladies moistening,
Gave half the honeys in the hood lead poisoning,
Shot in the d! ck, shot, shot in the d! ck, I got shot in the d! ck
(But his d! ck still standin')
Shot in the d! ck, shot, shot in the d! ck, I got shot in the d! ck
(But his d! ck still standin')