The Snooter

I am the Snooter King
Please kiss my diamond ring
I am the Snooter King
Please kiss my diamond ring

These are my quarters, yes
Please wear your Sunday best
These are my quarters, yes
Please wear your Sunday best

I am the Snooter
I am the Snooter

Out by the fountain (she lies)
Down by the rusty gate
I found a pigeon drownin'
Oh, what a dreary day

I am the Snooter

I am the Snooter

The Snooter sleeps tonight!
Oh yeah, oh