Donkey Kong Rap

D K, Donkey Kong, uh
You know me well
I'm about to go in harder than Hard DK
Let's get it

It's the motherfuckin leader of the bunch (First member)
If you fuck with me I'll eat you up for lunch (Bananas)
When we throw down I'm charging up a punch (Banana slammer)
If I throw down you better not (Jump)
Bitch

Lookie here, lookie here, look what I got
Been here 40 years and you know I'm on top
Of the level (Ay)
I'm dropping barrels (Ay)
I'm taking no L's (Ay)
I drop goddamn bars

Hit the Side B
Put a plumber in the dirt when you fight me (Woo)
While you mashing imma flirt with your side peach
And for you it's gonna hurt
Cause she's making my coconut gun fire in spurts (Spurts)

Whoever said I was nobody's hero?
If you fuck with me, you'll be dying at zero
Kick you out so far you'll be chilling with zero (Kill him)
Looking for a heartbeat like Ben Shapiro

Got the ice on my wrist, Tropical freeze
You got lice on your dick, Topical creams
Jungle hijinx getting high off trees
Smoking stickerbush symphonies

In the treetop and I spot your mum
You know we got it on like donkey kong, expand dong
Hand slapping those cheeks
Chunky on the streets, funky in the sheets
Coconut cream pie for sweets

(Brrrrr)
Hey DK
Hey Candy
Oh my god I can't believe you're bigger, faster and stronger
Can deez co co nuts
Fit in your mouth?
I'm dashing around
Slapping the ground
Smacking you down
Taking the round
Ape in a crown
Making the pounds
Cranky is proud
Motherfucker

Alright, I'm out
You can put your hands together if you wanna clap
Oh and 1 more thing
Lanky Kong looks like a fucking idiot